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Cedulous Rex
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God’s little toaster in the bathtub
free speech, humanism, pluralism
irreverently speculative
the king is the fool
the fool is the king
embracing the present Camusian absurdity

“God gave Noah the Rainbow sign, no more water - fire next time” 🌹🐦‍⬛🐸

📍 SEA
The only thing that trickles down is the humiliation and shame of being a fucking slave to these inbred whites.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You really do just be saying shit fam lol. Wutt???

This take ain’t worth a hill of beans.
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
David Brooks bitch ass lmao.
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We can’t get fucking healthcare but we can give fucking immigrants and refugees assault rifles.

Fuck this place.
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Cool statement from the niece of the dead president clarifying her displeasure at the name change of the art center.

I’m sure somehow that matters.

Hopefully the next dem just changes it back but I think we all expected the Kennedy’s besides RFK to be salty.

They don’t have any power.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The stench of the Epstein papers wafting off of Dersh’s obsequious slimy ass, as he begs to suck trumps dick.

Trump. Let him write the book. This will be the final coup de grâce on a disgraceful career of pedophilia and plagiarism.

The final debasement of The Dersh.

Get out the knee pads.
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Alan is so hilarious slimy and transparent in his attempt to get a presidential pardon for his involvement trafficking girls with Epstein 😂.

He’s like, “Mista Trump! U need a hahhvad Lawyah to put his discredited name on a book arguing for a third presidential term?”

“IM UR GUY!”
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Great work!!!

Impressive you were able to withstand the onslaught from Pelosi.

Insider congressional trading is the single issue near and dear to her heart. I have never seen this much passion from her.

It’s her big issue.
It’s why she’s resigning.
Should have done it long ago.
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM