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Cedulous Rex
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God’s little toaster in the bathtub
free speech, humanism, JUSTICE
irreverently speculative
the king is the fool
the fool is the king
embracing the present Camusian absurdity

“God gave Noah the Rainbow sign, no more water - fire next time” 🌹🐦‍⬛🐸

📍 SEA
Tancredi Salvatore Marchiolo

Hedge fund executive and banker.

Casually discussing torturing victims for Epstein.

DEATH. PENALTY. NOW
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
So that’s why he made grok create CSAM.

Jail elon musk….
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Howard Lutnick needs to be hunted down like a fucking dog and buried.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The hamburgler fascist Presinald Trunt

WHINED his way to a Nobel trophy (he could have had this made at any trophy shop…Stupid fuck).

He just has a metal paper weight that looks cool.

the committee bestows the title, the metal is just an object.

Dumb fucking donny
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
From the Epstein files:

Bill Gates has destroyed our country perverting capitalism with cloud rent.

He’s also in the Epstein files.

He should go to jail and all the fucking public land he’s been buying up should be taken in CIVIL ASSET FORFEITURE and made into shelters for the victims
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The modern day compromised rethuglican party and pedophile prez trunt
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
TLC Best Funeral Ever, Charlie Kirk edition was their most ambitious work yet lol.
The pyrotechnics were out of this word.
September 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
be kind today
July 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the rent seeking behavior of landlords has created a race to the top of price with algorithmic price fixing.
July 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Lyndsey Graham trying to start another war to finally beat the gay allegations.
June 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Casey and whoever-the-fuck from “Hard Fork” dissing Apple for not making their entire company a chatbot, meaning their somehow “behind on AI”

These clowns.

Of course Apple isn’t automating their entire business away 😂🤣😂
June 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov from our great state of Washington voted with 10 other democrats to censure @algreen.house.gov today.

And I’m disappointed in every single one of them
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Almost up to 4K miles on the E-Bike!

And the great thing about putting these miles on the bike is I’m not putting them on my truck 😂
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Say thank you and pwease clap
March 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Grenada 🇬🇩
February 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey we work with what we’ve got.
January 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM