Culture habitually dismisses its innovators & heralds

They exist outside the present and on the fringe of reality, tapping into universal truths that exist beneath constructs like language and trends, ethereal and resonant

Sadly though, in 2002, humanity wasn't turtley enough for the turtle club

youtu.be/vsrIi-rJmVs?...

"Shadowy" was meant to mean not being in the spotlight but maybe there's a humongous TV screen in Universal Studios HQ where video messages are received from a darkness-cloaked Maximillion Pegasus

(Also it's adorable that his name is spelled this way)

I wish I could bring myself to cry and scream and get rid of all this

But it's like two magnets of the same polarity

Brushing up against each other but never clicking

I'll feel better tomorrow

That's the pattern

One day I won't feel like I'm emotionally sealed in plastic wrap

Do you think that 'Holding Out For A Hero' has been so thoroughly obliterated by overuse in movies because some specific shadowy producer owns the rights and it's an easy song to slot into any climactic scene?

Okay so apparently it's 100% legit and was actually in 3D in the theater. The first half was 2D, which makes sense since they're extremely distinct from each other

Dang

Wait, since the director is named Bi Gan, I should've instead written 'The Bi Movie'

The end credits listed three cinematographers and given some of the shots that makes total sense

This blank, pale, emotionless face

And the blackest eyes

The devil's eyes

Although, in their defense, if this was the 90s and you've only seen those pictures of him on set with that intense focus in his eyes, it's not entirely unfair to expect the guy with the slightly nasally Queens accent on the phone is playing a joke