Chris of Colorado
@cdbofco.bsky.social
Husband and father residing in the foothills of Colorado and a worker in the peripherals of the craft beer industry. Midwestern-born lover of skiing, roadtrips, roller coasters, national parks, movies, history, distance running, and trivia.
My kids have their doubt about Santa, but they sure as hell believe in Krampus.
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My kids have their doubt about Santa, but they sure as hell believe in Krampus.
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
It's St. Nicholas Day every day! Because these kids are always leaving their damn shoes out.
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's St. Nicholas Day every day! Because these kids are always leaving their damn shoes out.
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th.
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th.
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now.
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now.
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
I still don't think they'll do anything...
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I still don't think they'll do anything...
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I forget. Who was that other world leader who put his big, dumb face up on public buildings?
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
August 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I forget. Who was that other world leader who put his big, dumb face up on public buildings?
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
Keep those couch-fucking paws off my state, son.
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
August 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Keep those couch-fucking paws off my state, son.
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
I hate that Pacers lost. I am, however, amused by the "damage" done in the post-game "riot."
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hate that Pacers lost. I am, however, amused by the "damage" done in the post-game "riot."
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
Real bummer.
It was an inspirational run, though.
It was an inspirational run, though.
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Real bummer.
It was an inspirational run, though.
It was an inspirational run, though.
Current events reminded me of this @theonion.com headline from 2003.
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Current events reminded me of this @theonion.com headline from 2003.
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
"ThE nBa Is ScRiPtEd!!1!!!!1!"
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"ThE nBa Is ScRiPtEd!!1!!!!1!"
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
OkC iN fOuR, rIgHt GuYs!!??!!1!!
June 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
OkC iN fOuR, rIgHt GuYs!!??!!1!!
June 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Hey @laclippersofficial.bsky.social! Send more fans next time, we love hosting them and giving them a good show!
May 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hey @laclippersofficial.bsky.social! Send more fans next time, we love hosting them and giving them a good show!
April 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Being an Oscar-winning film doesn't mean dick.
April 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Being an Oscar-winning film doesn't mean dick.
Smart strategy. If anyone whines about the re-brand you can turn the tables on them.
What? You don't support America's first responders, you fuckin' Commie?!
#AtlantaBraves #Rebrand #FirstResponders
What? You don't support America's first responders, you fuckin' Commie?!
#AtlantaBraves #Rebrand #FirstResponders
April 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Smart strategy. If anyone whines about the re-brand you can turn the tables on them.
What? You don't support America's first responders, you fuckin' Commie?!
#AtlantaBraves #Rebrand #FirstResponders
What? You don't support America's first responders, you fuckin' Commie?!
#AtlantaBraves #Rebrand #FirstResponders
This will definitely keep locker room spirits high as the Nugs wrap up the regular season and look to secure a play-off spot.
Yep. This definitely won't fuck with anybody's head here in the most crucial time of the year.
#DenverNuggets #ItWasFunWhileItLasted
Yep. This definitely won't fuck with anybody's head here in the most crucial time of the year.
#DenverNuggets #ItWasFunWhileItLasted
April 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This will definitely keep locker room spirits high as the Nugs wrap up the regular season and look to secure a play-off spot.
Yep. This definitely won't fuck with anybody's head here in the most crucial time of the year.
#DenverNuggets #ItWasFunWhileItLasted
Yep. This definitely won't fuck with anybody's head here in the most crucial time of the year.
#DenverNuggets #ItWasFunWhileItLasted
Isn't it weird that three streaming series about living in a doomsday shelter all came out pretty much at the same time? There was Silo on Apple TV+, then Fallout on Prime, now this. There's something in the zeitgeist.
#ParadiseHulu
#ParadiseHulu
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Isn't it weird that three streaming series about living in a doomsday shelter all came out pretty much at the same time? There was Silo on Apple TV+, then Fallout on Prime, now this. There's something in the zeitgeist.
#ParadiseHulu
#ParadiseHulu