Chris of Colorado
@cdbofco.bsky.social
Husband and father residing in the foothills of Colorado and a worker in the peripherals of the craft beer industry. Midwestern-born lover of skiing, roadtrips, roller coasters, national parks, movies, history, distance running, and trivia.
ME: [tosses an empty wrapping paper tube to my son] Here ya go, Darth Vader.
SON: What do I do with this?
ME: You're a kid with a cardboard tube, this should come instinctually.
SON: [pauses, confused, proceeds to act like an old man, using it like a cane].
ME: The fuck is wrong with you?
SON: What do I do with this?
ME: You're a kid with a cardboard tube, this should come instinctually.
SON: [pauses, confused, proceeds to act like an old man, using it like a cane].
ME: The fuck is wrong with you?
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
ME: [tosses an empty wrapping paper tube to my son] Here ya go, Darth Vader.
SON: What do I do with this?
ME: You're a kid with a cardboard tube, this should come instinctually.
SON: [pauses, confused, proceeds to act like an old man, using it like a cane].
ME: The fuck is wrong with you?
SON: What do I do with this?
ME: You're a kid with a cardboard tube, this should come instinctually.
SON: [pauses, confused, proceeds to act like an old man, using it like a cane].
ME: The fuck is wrong with you?
Don't mess with Texas?
Why? Most of us do that all the time and they just take it.
The slogan should be "Don't fuck with Indiana." Turns out they're the state with balls.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
#DontFuckWithIndiana #Gerrymandering #FDT
Why? Most of us do that all the time and they just take it.
The slogan should be "Don't fuck with Indiana." Turns out they're the state with balls.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
#DontFuckWithIndiana #Gerrymandering #FDT
'We can't be bullied': How Trump and the GOP's redistricting push in Indiana backfired
Aggressive tactics employed by Trump and his allies did not sit well with state lawmakers, who delivered a major political blow to national Republicans ahead of the midterms.
www.nbcnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Don't mess with Texas?
Why? Most of us do that all the time and they just take it.
The slogan should be "Don't fuck with Indiana." Turns out they're the state with balls.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
#DontFuckWithIndiana #Gerrymandering #FDT
Why? Most of us do that all the time and they just take it.
The slogan should be "Don't fuck with Indiana." Turns out they're the state with balls.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
#DontFuckWithIndiana #Gerrymandering #FDT
My kids have their doubt about Santa, but they sure as hell believe in Krampus.
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My kids have their doubt about Santa, but they sure as hell believe in Krampus.
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
It's St. Nicholas Day every day! Because these kids are always leaving their damn shoes out.
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's St. Nicholas Day every day! Because these kids are always leaving their damn shoes out.
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
🎅 👞 ❄️
#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
Ohio St vs. Michigan? Yankees vs. Red Sox? Those rivalies pale in comparison to A-Basin vs. Keystone and their quest to be first to open.
The trick is to not announce your opening TOO early or your competition will pull petty shit like this.
#ItsAColoradoThing
www.summitdaily.com/news/keyston...
The trick is to not announce your opening TOO early or your competition will pull petty shit like this.
#ItsAColoradoThing
www.summitdaily.com/news/keyston...
Keystone announces imminent Saturday opening, joining A-Basin in Colorado battle to be first resort to open for 2025-26 ski season
Wanting to receive the honor of being the first ski area to open in the state of Colorado, Keystone swooped in front of Arapahoe Basin Ski Area on Saturday afternoon, Oct. 25, announcing it will...
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October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ohio St vs. Michigan? Yankees vs. Red Sox? Those rivalies pale in comparison to A-Basin vs. Keystone and their quest to be first to open.
The trick is to not announce your opening TOO early or your competition will pull petty shit like this.
#ItsAColoradoThing
www.summitdaily.com/news/keyston...
The trick is to not announce your opening TOO early or your competition will pull petty shit like this.
#ItsAColoradoThing
www.summitdaily.com/news/keyston...
The systemic silencing of opposing voices keeps getting more brazen.
It was already disturbing, we're fully into downright alarming territory.
#OpposingVoices #SilenceTheOpposition
www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...
It was already disturbing, we're fully into downright alarming territory.
#OpposingVoices #SilenceTheOpposition
www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...
ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel's show "indefinitely" over Charlie Kirk comments
ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel's show "indefinitely" over Charlie Kirk comments
www.avclub.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The systemic silencing of opposing voices keeps getting more brazen.
It was already disturbing, we're fully into downright alarming territory.
#OpposingVoices #SilenceTheOpposition
www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...
It was already disturbing, we're fully into downright alarming territory.
#OpposingVoices #SilenceTheOpposition
www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...
Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th.
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th.
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.
#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now.
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now.
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
@colts.bsky.social
#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
He didn't deserve to die.
He also didn't deserve to be canonized.
#CharlieKirk
www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...
He also didn't deserve to be canonized.
#CharlieKirk
www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...
Following His Death, These 14 Quotes, Thoughts, And Beliefs From Charlie Kirk Are Going Viral
In light of his death, Charlie Kirk's legacy is being remembered through these viral quotes.
www.buzzfeed.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He didn't deserve to die.
He also didn't deserve to be canonized.
#CharlieKirk
www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...
He also didn't deserve to be canonized.
#CharlieKirk
www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...
I still don't think they'll do anything...
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I still don't think they'll do anything...
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tom Hanks famously portrayed a character who fought AGAINST the Nazis and, well, that just doesn't represent contemporary American values.
#SavingPrivateRyan #TomHanks #FDT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#SavingPrivateRyan #TomHanks #FDT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
West Point cancels ceremony to honor Tom Hanks as ‘outstanding US citizen’
Little known about decision, although Hanks, who has advocated for military memorials, also voted for Biden
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Tom Hanks famously portrayed a character who fought AGAINST the Nazis and, well, that just doesn't represent contemporary American values.
#SavingPrivateRyan #TomHanks #FDT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#SavingPrivateRyan #TomHanks #FDT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I forget. Who was that other world leader who put his big, dumb face up on public buildings?
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
August 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I forget. Who was that other world leader who put his big, dumb face up on public buildings?
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.
#FaceBanner
Keep those couch-fucking paws off my state, son.
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
August 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Keep those couch-fucking paws off my state, son.
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
I hate that Pacers lost. I am, however, amused by the "damage" done in the post-game "riot."
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hate that Pacers lost. I am, however, amused by the "damage" done in the post-game "riot."
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.
Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
Real bummer.
It was an inspirational run, though.
It was an inspirational run, though.
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Real bummer.
It was an inspirational run, though.
It was an inspirational run, though.
Current events reminded me of this @theonion.com headline from 2003.
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Current events reminded me of this @theonion.com headline from 2003.
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
"ThE nBa Is ScRiPtEd!!1!!!!1!"
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"ThE nBa Is ScRiPtEd!!1!!!!1!"
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
Okay, then who are the actors? The players?
Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.
#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
OkC iN fOuR, rIgHt GuYs!!??!!1!!
June 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
OkC iN fOuR, rIgHt GuYs!!??!!1!!
June 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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C'mom, 'Cers! Win this one for Hans! I always wanted you to beat the Knicks, now I want you to crush them and crush the spirits of those absolutely disgusting fans who assaulted a man who was minding his own damn business.
#HansPerez #IndianaPacers #YesCers #Choke
www.si.com/nba/tyrese-h...
#HansPerez #IndianaPacers #YesCers #Choke
www.si.com/nba/tyrese-h...
Tyrese Haliburton Did Something Cool for Pacers Fan Heckled in NYC After Knicks’ Win
Such a sweet gesture from the Pacers star.
www.si.com
May 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
C'mom, 'Cers! Win this one for Hans! I always wanted you to beat the Knicks, now I want you to crush them and crush the spirits of those absolutely disgusting fans who assaulted a man who was minding his own damn business.
#HansPerez #IndianaPacers #YesCers #Choke
www.si.com/nba/tyrese-h...
#HansPerez #IndianaPacers #YesCers #Choke
www.si.com/nba/tyrese-h...