Chuck the Napper
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I'm not like this 'cause I'm in Van Halen.
I'm in Van Halen because I'm like this.
#TeamPie | #GoBucks
Not sure if I've ever shared this Thanksgiving memory here...
Spending Thanksgiving in Chicago with my best friend and family, my car was parked behind theirs and needed to be moved in order to take grandma home.
Spending Thanksgiving in Chicago with my best friend and family, my car was parked behind theirs and needed to be moved in order to take grandma home.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not sure if I've ever shared this Thanksgiving memory here...
Spending Thanksgiving in Chicago with my best friend and family, my car was parked behind theirs and needed to be moved in order to take grandma home.
Spending Thanksgiving in Chicago with my best friend and family, my car was parked behind theirs and needed to be moved in order to take grandma home.
Remembering the night HE came home.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Remembering the night HE came home.
As God as my witness, I know turkeys can fry.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As God as my witness, I know turkeys can fry.
For those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys...
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
For those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys...
My positions on this are well documented:
Cake is an icing transportation device.
Cheesecake is a (incredibly delicious) custard.
Pie is an artform.
#TeamPie
Cake is an icing transportation device.
Cheesecake is a (incredibly delicious) custard.
Pie is an artform.
#TeamPie
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My positions on this are well documented:
Cake is an icing transportation device.
Cheesecake is a (incredibly delicious) custard.
Pie is an artform.
#TeamPie
Cake is an icing transportation device.
Cheesecake is a (incredibly delicious) custard.
Pie is an artform.
#TeamPie
Jane is (as usual) a ball knower here.
(perhaps it's been the "All PIe Offense" all along?)
(perhaps it's been the "All PIe Offense" all along?)
You let pecan pie absorb the safeties and sweet potato pie is open down the middle for six
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Jane is (as usual) a ball knower here.
(perhaps it's been the "All PIe Offense" all along?)
(perhaps it's been the "All PIe Offense" all along?)
Never one to disagree with Ms. Kimes... I would simply offer that this list is her effort to answer the question "How would you rank types of pie AFTER sweet potato?"
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Never one to disagree with Ms. Kimes... I would simply offer that this list is her effort to answer the question "How would you rank types of pie AFTER sweet potato?"
It matters not whether you believe in Bigfoot.
It only matters that you know Bigfoot believes in you.
It only matters that you know Bigfoot believes in you.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
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% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It matters not whether you believe in Bigfoot.
It only matters that you know Bigfoot believes in you.
It only matters that you know Bigfoot believes in you.
Even this one!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Even this one!!
Gotta find a way to get some to the West Coast... Recommendations, @ramzy.bsky.social?
"Why isn't there an Eleven Warriors bourbon?"
*record scratch*
*record scratch*
High Bank Distillery and Eleven Warriors Team Up for “Silver Bullets” Single Barrel, Releasing Black Friday
Our first barrel pick with High Bank — Silver Bullets — arrives Black Friday at 11 a.m. Limited run, maple syrup cask finish, and proceeds support the Mid-Ohio Food Collective.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gotta find a way to get some to the West Coast... Recommendations, @ramzy.bsky.social?
I know a good consulting gig at a place he's already familiar with...
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I know a good consulting gig at a place he's already familiar with...
Yes indeed....
#LongsnapperHeisman
#LongsnapperHeisman
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November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yes indeed....
#LongsnapperHeisman
#LongsnapperHeisman
THRUMANATOR!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
THRUMANATOR!!!
Well, a rich and meaningful Mele Kaliakmanis to all who celebrate.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well, a rich and meaningful Mele Kaliakmanis to all who celebrate.
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Got up at 7:30 AM to go watching the game from a winery tasting room.
As one does...
As one does...
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Got up at 7:30 AM to go watching the game from a winery tasting room.
As one does...
As one does...
So thankful for Ferlmann's steady leadership on special teams all these years.
Happy Senior Day, #43
#LongsnapperHeisman
Happy Senior Day, #43
#LongsnapperHeisman
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So thankful for Ferlmann's steady leadership on special teams all these years.
Happy Senior Day, #43
#LongsnapperHeisman
Happy Senior Day, #43
#LongsnapperHeisman
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wheel route is always open
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wheel route is always open
Wait- you can call offensive holding?
Good to know.
Good to know.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Wait- you can call offensive holding?
Good to know.
Good to know.
I'm in the mood for a defensive score.
Who's with me??
Who's with me??
a man is sitting at a table with a group of police officers behind him and says orange whip .
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November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm in the mood for a defensive score.
Who's with me??
Who's with me??
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM