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Colleen
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Grumpy hermit, she/her, mother of plants and pets
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We've been 🧛DYING🧛 to share the news...

Kat Hillis and I are making our mystery debut with THE DEAD & BREAKFAST, our cozy with high stakes and pancakes! We can't wait for you to meet Arthur, Sal, and the cozy town of Trident Falls. Coming soon from Berkley! 🥞
March 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
So I thought that my brain might let up on its BG3 hyperfixation after completing my first playthrough. It instead got worse. So what do we think will happen after completing my second run? Will I be released? Will this just be my new personality forever?
December 7, 2023 at 6:07 PM
So apparently Trader Joe's has state themed reusable bags that come in mystery packs. My coworkers have brought in dozens and are opening them and trading them around like Pokémon cards.
November 28, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Happy N7 day to all who celebrate
November 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
We are ready for trick or treaters!
November 1, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I've been informed that Knick Pnack has stolen my night shirt to put in his bed and now I have to go do a little cry about it.
October 26, 2023 at 7:33 PM
MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY watching Our Flag Means Death last night. I AM UNWELL. I have not stopped thinking about the THING Con O'Neill said with his whole entire mouth. Who gave you the RIGHT sir??? That phrase is for the fanfiction!
October 20, 2023 at 5:55 PM
I just learned that satellites experience time dilation and my brain is NOT OKAY.

I am too dumb to comprehend space. This broke me.
October 16, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I'm obsessed with the book club you find in the park in Baldur's Gate. I was already in love with them, but then I got into a fight nearby and they all pulled KNIVES and jumped in to help. Baldurs Gate Book Club MVPs
October 13, 2023 at 4:03 PM
My brain has boomeranged right back into OFMD brainrot.

I had a dream last night that the next episode would be about Carl's backstory as a fey shapeshifter bought by a mail company to be used as a carrier seagull before he gets lost on a route and meets Buttons.
October 6, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I'm TRYING to wash all our dog beds in preparation for an incoming new addition to our house and it's becoming a challenge to get them put back together.
October 5, 2023 at 9:26 PM
I'm working from home and seem to have gained a new manager.
October 3, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Me: I think I'd like to get back into writing

My brain: Would you like a 3 day migraine instead? 😃

Me: No wait--

My brain: with visual auras followed by severe pain spikes? 😃😃😃

Me: I just wanna write a little story

My brain: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
September 27, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Obsessed with this mug they gave me with brunch
September 23, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Last night while playing BG3, I needed an improvised weapon for Karlach to throw, so she grabbed Gale's summoned raven out of the air and YEETED it into the face of the enemy.

And it's mid-battle improvisational shit like this that makes me love this game.

She later threw a bag of spiders.
September 18, 2023 at 4:55 PM
One of the things I'm really enjoying in Baldur's Gate 3 is all the creative ways you can get yourself killed.

This message brought to you by the PSA that you should not choose the "sassy" dialogue options when being threatened by a goddess.
September 14, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Baldur's Gate 3 has such a hold on me. I love this emotionally broken band of weirdos and our silly little adventures.
September 12, 2023 at 7:04 PM
I've picked up rock painting as a hobby and my favorite thing about it that I make a cute little product and then yeet it back out into the neighborhood so it doesn't clutter up my house gathering dust. Surprisingly therapeutic.
September 12, 2023 at 2:03 AM
This is for my poor coworkers who hear about my weird history deep dives because I have no chill
RS if this is you
September 1, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Please be proud that instead of trying to fill this cavernous crater left in my chest by Tess by looking at local dog shelter websites (emptionslly unhealthy), I instead ordered coffee mugs I don't need (financially unhealthy).
August 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Why yes, I AM combing through the OFMD S2 trailer frame by frame. It's called a HOBBY, Brenda.
August 30, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I can feel the visceral insanity of OFMD rising up from some dormant place to take over my mind and body
August 30, 2023 at 7:13 PM
OFMD trailer just dropped and I am sorry for the person I am about to become
August 30, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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August 29, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Our house temporarily has a dog in it! It's felt unnaturally empty since Tess's passing, but this week we will be hosting Keeley Jones while her people are on vacation. She is 7 months old, enjoys playing tug, and desperately wants to be friends with my cat Petra.
August 27, 2023 at 8:01 PM