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professional bullshiter, but don't take my word for it.

(profile pic from Wikimedia Commons)
Yes lol it probably is - the staring is a WHOLE thing it's EXTREMELY SERIOUS about it.

Which makes the snakes eyeing up the slugs in the study and then going '???? gross I don't want this' even more funny somehow.
September 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Congratulations! Starting stuff like this up is such a huge undertaking and this looks very cool - looking forward to reading through it!
September 1, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Yeah as someone who writes ads for Facebook but doesn't use it - the audience there is pretty reliable, but not growing.

Meta is using the divide and conquer strategy with different apps, while X aims to be 'everything'. Threads... won't die, but I don't think it'll be 'good' for a long while.
September 1, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I'm pretty sure their entire thing was to be the brand friendly, no controversy alternative to Twitter - but they've done this by totally killing manual discovery and making it all algo based, so there's an odd... superficiality? to interactions there. Not sure how to put it besides 'vibe bad'.
September 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Wasn't kidding lol - this is from March this year and that's not 20 mins a day, it's 20 mins a MONTH. For advertisers that's... pathetic numbers lmao.
September 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
You aren't the only one lol.

Right now the user metrics for time spent on Threads are pretty bad, it's why a lot of advertisers are sort of eh on it (even though it's meant to be brand friendly). People just check in for a few mins and leave, they don't engage as long as they might have on Twitter.
September 1, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Not currently in the US, and I've never had a specialist appointment through the public health system start earlier than... an hour after it was scheduled.

It's not even the specialist being late, it's just other people ahead and random delays lol.
September 1, 2024 at 4:19 AM
lots of really awesome suggestions! didn't see my personal favourite which is this vegetarian shepherds pie - it's just very good comfort food
My Best Vegetarian Shepherd's Pie Recipe
A lentil, quinoa & barley shepherd's pie with a root mash goat cheese topping! This is a tasty tried and tested recipe that even meat eaters love.
www.happyveggiekitchen.com
August 31, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I just feel like giving tons of people awards and then immediately going 'BTW you're gonna have to pay us $3.5k to put a picture of it on your site (: (:' is a pretty funny shtick. Who needs NFTs when you have licensing?

If you just want a picture on your wall that's ONLY $595, though - bargain!
August 31, 2024 at 6:43 PM
richest corporate executives who are probably very upset that they can't be inappropriate creeps at their secretaries and only hire white guys from their alma marter, I guess.
August 31, 2024 at 5:48 PM
gorgeous art!
August 31, 2024 at 5:40 PM