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cCcallie
@cccallie.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️She/Her Your/Majesty🏳️‍⚧️
Aspiring threat to national security
Imagine those revolving doors
But they only revolved a little bit
And got you stuck
So you had to break the glass to escape
With your bare hands

Follow me for more insights into my sick and twisted mind
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@bigjoel.bsky.social
Did you ever make a video on Dante's Inferno?
I have a vivid recollection of this, but I feel like I'm going insane trying to find this video that I can swear I watched.
Please help 😭
February 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I just had a breaking bad season 1 episode 2 moment with a spider in my room
If you get what I mean
September 3, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Cannibalism is bad and all
But like
Come on
Don't lie to yourself
August 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Bitches really gonna be like
"I'm working class"
And then own an AIR FRYER.
Like bitch don't even look at me because I'll fucking guillotine you.
July 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Reposted by cCcallie
i would like if less trans girls were murdered tbh
July 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Do you think if you shake someone fast enough they would just be absolutely fucking obliterated,
like I'm talking utterly scrambled in the most unholy way,
and scatter all over the place like marbles?
This is not a rhetorical question.
July 7, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I want to die only by the most suspicious circumstances.
I want to be a Scooby Doo mystery.
Is that too much to ask??
July 7, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Normalise grabbing random people by the shoulders to say "I haven't got much time, but-" before running off without elaborating.
July 7, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I thought my hatred of this image was irrational.
But now I realise I have every right to despise it.
What do you plan to do you dumb fucks?
Trade booty on the free market with fellow oh so respectful swashbucklers??
July 5, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Labour just won a landslide victory in the UK.
Ok.
Nobody asked.
Anyway I've been playing alot of Slay the Spire recently and I've got a tip when you're playing Ironclad.
Trade away your starting relic for a boss relic at the start of every run.
It's you're loss if you don't, buckarino.
July 4, 2024 at 10:10 PM
To the 2 bots who liked my last post:
Fuck you, you aren't real you are literally just code.
But even if you were real I'd beat the shit out of you.
July 4, 2024 at 8:14 PM
If Errico Malatesta was alive today, we'd totally be friends.
I'd be like:
"Malatesta? I hardly know her!"
And then he'd laugh and we'd watch Lost together.
July 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM