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Seems at least a possibility worth considering that Trump is just bored and annoyed at having to be at the G7 and wants to go home.
June 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Yassss! Go Team 💙
June 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
January 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Hannity as Trump rants about Biden not pardoning himself: "Let me get to the economy."

Trump: "I don't care."
January 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
November 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Gosh, what kind of blithering idiot would appoint someone as staggeringly dumb as Bolton
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
November 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Per reporter Reese Gorman,

The attorney for the minor who Gaetz is accused of having sex with calls for the Ethics Committee to release their report on Gaetz.

“We would support the House Ethics Committee immediately releasing their report. She was a high school student and there were witnesses.”
November 14, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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This is the last time any of us will be happy so I’m going to wallow in it.
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM