Chris Turner
@cbturner.bsky.social
I have a big future behind me.
Really good pub too.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Really good pub too.
All right, I'll have the fucking shepherd's pie...
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
All right, I'll have the fucking shepherd's pie...
"More pee, vicar..?"
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"More pee, vicar..?"
I saw this episode of George and Mildred...
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I saw this episode of George and Mildred...
It's not called The Bloody Tower for nothing
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's not called The Bloody Tower for nothing
Adding a megaphone to toilets was a master move by the designers.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Adding a megaphone to toilets was a master move by the designers.
Sorry. That isn't true. Stuff like this is not helping the case against him. I'm not an advocate for him, in fact I'd like to see a prosecution against him. I'm just not in favour of the uninformed making stuff up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sorry. That isn't true. Stuff like this is not helping the case against him. I'm not an advocate for him, in fact I'd like to see a prosecution against him. I'm just not in favour of the uninformed making stuff up.
I got it even if no one else did...
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I got it even if no one else did...
But he's never been a 'nonce'. Not even the forensic study of Andrew by Andrew Lownie for his book found any evidence of paedophile tendencies. Andrew is a revolting guy. Just not for those reasons.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
But he's never been a 'nonce'. Not even the forensic study of Andrew by Andrew Lownie for his book found any evidence of paedophile tendencies. Andrew is a revolting guy. Just not for those reasons.
It was clever of them to arrange the death of the previous Pope so that the meeting was delayed long enough to coincide with the Andrew thing, I'll grant you.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It was clever of them to arrange the death of the previous Pope so that the meeting was delayed long enough to coincide with the Andrew thing, I'll grant you.
I recently discovered that I have won the same number of Tours de France as Lance.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I recently discovered that I have won the same number of Tours de France as Lance.
He got a non-specific black coffee.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
He got a non-specific black coffee.
Were you, like, mental, like?
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Were you, like, mental, like?
No, our customers would never impose or assume other people should go out of their way to accommodate their personal tastes.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
No, our customers would never impose or assume other people should go out of their way to accommodate their personal tastes.
His options were clear. He could have tea or coffee. He was talking to a web developer, not a fucking barista.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
His options were clear. He could have tea or coffee. He was talking to a web developer, not a fucking barista.
Really? A millennial came in for an interview once and was offered tea or coffee. "Thanks", he said, "I'll have a decaf Americano with honey." Sadly, his application was unsuccessful.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Really? A millennial came in for an interview once and was offered tea or coffee. "Thanks", he said, "I'll have a decaf Americano with honey." Sadly, his application was unsuccessful.
Only if you've run out of beer....
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Only if you've run out of beer....
Cheese is often used as bait...
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Cheese is often used as bait...
Mild cheddar with a tan...
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Mild cheddar with a tan...
I see. After I won the £4.75 million in 2015, I haven't really kept up with it....
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I see. After I won the £4.75 million in 2015, I haven't really kept up with it....
Can't really disagree.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can't really disagree.
Pentacularly impressive.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Pentacularly impressive.