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cbrines.bsky.social
Jesus and Tequila
@cbrines.bsky.social
Progressive. Heathen. Punk. Lab rat and Denver beer sampler. Specialty coffee drinker. Lover of the great outdoors, large datasets, & electron microscopy.

cbrines@mastodon.online
I’m sorry but this is ridiculous.
July 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
HO LEE FUCK
May 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
DUH FÜHRER knows best. Your kid doesn’t need 30 dolls or 250 pencils—just loyalty and a matching armband.
May 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Still holding out for proof that religious zealots are stupid and dangerous? I present to you the followers of Duh Furor.
May 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Keep voting yourself into the dirt, dipshit. Nobody’s coming to save a brainwashed bootlicker hellbent on eating shit with a smile.
April 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m curious: When did Americans collectively decide critical thinking was optional?
April 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Funny how these MAGA types suddenly become empathy experts the minute their own toes get stepped on.

Fuck them.
April 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
All she’s worried about is being kicked off the gravy train. If you don’t want to do your job, vacate the seat.
April 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM