The reason he's so mad is he wants to be a Poster so badly, and never will. Whereas JCO is generational talent, the only Boomer Poster

My friends have an ongoing bit where a friend misheard "peacock" as "pee cop" and now there are Piss Cop puns

The only problem with that is you can't cast Daniel Craig but too fucking bad! Next generation, let's go

This is fucking trivial: next movie it's a young ambitious spy who gets designated as the new Bond (it's always been a code name) and both worries he won't live up to the name and also butts heads with the old fossil crew who won't let go of the cold war.

Natch

Bari consider(ed?) herself "liberal" for a long time, maybe mom isn't liberal as she thinks she is

I regret you report that they are married

Woman is making MOVES at the baggage claim and her dead weight bf here on speaker like "iunno..."

Also he's listening to tiktoks on speaker, DEATH ROW

I don't know for sure what he's done now but I am confident this is the correct response regardless

Are they going to give a weather forecast on that green screen

My neighbor is getting one for Christmas from his wife and i plan to enjoy it without having to put the damn thing together or pay the big bucks

I thought it was a girl for the longest time and I still knew to buy

I know we're a goldfish brain society but something you bought at the earliest of 2019 is not vintage

Absolutely a hit the bricks moment. Cultivate self preservation

He didn't in the concession speech