Cazey Williams
@cazeyw.bsky.social
Half of what I say is satire, but no one seems to get that, including my therapist.
Looking to shout into the void.
Looking to shout into the void.
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GOAT urbanist is a friend of mine who lived in Bahrain (I think?) and walks on highways 😂 @cazeyw.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
GOAT urbanist is a friend of mine who lived in Bahrain (I think?) and walks on highways 😂 @cazeyw.bsky.social
Can’t decide if I’m checking this person out or judging them.
March 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can’t decide if I’m checking this person out or judging them.
Where is the deep state when you need them?
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Where is the deep state when you need them?
Dumbly signed up for a fitness trainer in the new year and he’s telling me I should only consume 2,100 calories. Could have saved $100 and starved myself for free.
January 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Dumbly signed up for a fitness trainer in the new year and he’s telling me I should only consume 2,100 calories. Could have saved $100 and starved myself for free.
Why are you sharing evacuation warnings on your close friends??
January 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Why are you sharing evacuation warnings on your close friends??
When I’m about to sneeze:
a woman is dressed as the statue of liberty and wearing a green dress and hat .
ALT: a woman is dressed as the statue of liberty and wearing a green dress and hat .
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December 31, 2024 at 1:09 PM
When I’m about to sneeze:
Is anyone out there counting kilojoules instead?
December 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Is anyone out there counting kilojoules instead?
Waiting for the Atlantic to publish a “America was Wrong: How Moderates Misunderstood Justin Baldoni” piece
December 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Waiting for the Atlantic to publish a “America was Wrong: How Moderates Misunderstood Justin Baldoni” piece
Every day I come onto Bluesky and understand why Kamala lost.
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Every day I come onto Bluesky and understand why Kamala lost.
This is the echo chamber the R’s are talking about
jonathan bailey can wreck my 💖 hole til it’s the same color as elphaba’s pussy 💚
November 23, 2024 at 7:58 PM
This is the echo chamber the R’s are talking about
Duolingo streak day 1034 — haven’t opened it in 1034 days!!
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Duolingo streak day 1034 — haven’t opened it in 1034 days!!
I am holding space for that
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I am holding space for that
But can this happen on Bluesky
November 22, 2024 at 4:04 AM
But can this happen on Bluesky
When someone says “I always see you at the gym”
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
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November 21, 2024 at 10:39 AM
When someone says “I always see you at the gym”
Thinking about Tw*****:
a man with glasses and a mustache is saying the past is just a story we tell ourselves
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is saying the past is just a story we tell ourselves
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November 21, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Thinking about Tw*****:
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Good news. I have not fallen down any more steps.
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Good news. I have not fallen down any more steps.
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Saw a TikTok wellness influencer suggest boiling your raw milk last night and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since
November 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Saw a TikTok wellness influencer suggest boiling your raw milk last night and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since
Discovering Sally Rooney dropped another book meaning I’m gonna be sleep deprived this week
November 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Discovering Sally Rooney dropped another book meaning I’m gonna be sleep deprived this week
BlueSky feels like Cynthia erasure because I haven’t seen her on here yet.
a woman with green face paint and glasses is wearing a black dress
ALT: a woman with green face paint and glasses is wearing a black dress
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November 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
BlueSky feels like Cynthia erasure because I haven’t seen her on here yet.
Is this… Twitter … I mean X … I mean threads … I mean … I mean MySpace?
a man with glasses is holding a book with chinese characters on it
ALT: a man with glasses is holding a book with chinese characters on it
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November 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Is this… Twitter … I mean X … I mean threads … I mean … I mean MySpace?