Cavin Eggleston
@cavinegg.bsky.social
Nerd. Comedian. Human. No particular order. cavineggleston.com for show dates and tickets. He/Him.
I hope he sits on his username every time he uses the bathroom.
March 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I hope he sits on his username every time he uses the bathroom.
The movie "Hackers" was right about one thing, these techbros will always pick the dumbest names.
March 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The movie "Hackers" was right about one thing, these techbros will always pick the dumbest names.
But I deserve to be penalized by my bank for not having a minimum amount of my money in it. I think I read that in the bible.
February 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
But I deserve to be penalized by my bank for not having a minimum amount of my money in it. I think I read that in the bible.
Warnings is a weird way to say she listened when he spoke.
December 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Warnings is a weird way to say she listened when he spoke.
GOP going to become On Golden Pond.
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
GOP going to become On Golden Pond.