Cavin Eggleston
@cavinegg.bsky.social
Nerd. Comedian. Human. No particular order. cavineggleston.com for show dates and tickets. He/Him.
They say an elephant never forgets, but Republicans forgot to release the Epstein files.
August 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
They say an elephant never forgets, but Republicans forgot to release the Epstein files.
People that'll proudly fly the Confederate flag seem to really hate folks not respecting the American flag...
June 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
People that'll proudly fly the Confederate flag seem to really hate folks not respecting the American flag...
Ugh, nothing like having to find a social media platform that none of my family follows me on to post these fire divorce jokes I have.
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ugh, nothing like having to find a social media platform that none of my family follows me on to post these fire divorce jokes I have.
Sure, Mother's Day is Sunday. But, Mami's Day is every day when you think about Rhea Ripley.
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sure, Mother's Day is Sunday. But, Mami's Day is every day when you think about Rhea Ripley.
I wish I could email bookers and clubs with the confidence that some people send government secrets to the group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wish I could email bookers and clubs with the confidence that some people send government secrets to the group chat.
Remember, it's not a champagne tariff unless it comes from the champagne region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling unnecessary trade war.
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Remember, it's not a champagne tariff unless it comes from the champagne region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling unnecessary trade war.
Y'all mad about transgender mice acting like Bugs Bunny in a dress couldn't get it.
March 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Y'all mad about transgender mice acting like Bugs Bunny in a dress couldn't get it.
So cool to see the dude that pardoned insurrectionists being real concerned about illegal protests on colleges.
March 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So cool to see the dude that pardoned insurrectionists being real concerned about illegal protests on colleges.
I was recently hanging flyers for a show and saw this while I was doing it. Anyone saying the left is exaggerating or these monsters don't feel emboldened is a liar. #Indianapolis
February 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I was recently hanging flyers for a show and saw this while I was doing it. Anyone saying the left is exaggerating or these monsters don't feel emboldened is a liar. #Indianapolis
Sure, RFK Jr. got confirmed, but I hear his brain worm is a Russian asset.
February 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sure, RFK Jr. got confirmed, but I hear his brain worm is a Russian asset.
Thanks to Adderall, the efficiency of my doom scrolling is up 27%!
February 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Thanks to Adderall, the efficiency of my doom scrolling is up 27%!
I want to open a Kurt Vonnegut themed breakfast restaurant called Vonnegrits.
February 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I want to open a Kurt Vonnegut themed breakfast restaurant called Vonnegrits.
Pretty wild how Punxsutawney Phil threw that "Roman salute" up three times like that.
February 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pretty wild how Punxsutawney Phil threw that "Roman salute" up three times like that.
Smaug never threw up a "Roman Salute." Dragons are better than billionaires.
January 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Smaug never threw up a "Roman Salute." Dragons are better than billionaires.
Rolos are just boneless twix.
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rolos are just boneless twix.
Elon Musk's salute has all the subtlety of a sixth grader saying it just says "Pen15."
January 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Elon Musk's salute has all the subtlety of a sixth grader saying it just says "Pen15."
Comedy Festival submission fees are the equivalent of tossing a coin in a wishing well. And dang, am I making some wishes this year.
January 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Comedy Festival submission fees are the equivalent of tossing a coin in a wishing well. And dang, am I making some wishes this year.
Why are Pringles the only snack we fist?
January 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why are Pringles the only snack we fist?
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
So excited to do this show in #Louisville at @planetofthetapes.bsky.social in January! Inspired by The Dirty Dozen and Suicide Squad for sure. I can't wait! #dnd #livednd
December 18, 2024 at 9:10 PM
So excited to do this show in #Louisville at @planetofthetapes.bsky.social in January! Inspired by The Dirty Dozen and Suicide Squad for sure. I can't wait! #dnd #livednd
Fun show tonight in #Pittsburgh where I get to DM for some comics and we try to convince ourselves #dnd isn't just improv for introverts.
December 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Fun show tonight in #Pittsburgh where I get to DM for some comics and we try to convince ourselves #dnd isn't just improv for introverts.
Being poly is like a timeshare for streaming services.
December 12, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Being poly is like a timeshare for streaming services.
It's really fun to type up an outline for a live show and include the sentence "Krampus and Mecha Santa have a nu metal versus banjo fight for the heart of Christmas." All my shows are gonna say that from now on.
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM
It's really fun to type up an outline for a live show and include the sentence "Krampus and Mecha Santa have a nu metal versus banjo fight for the heart of Christmas." All my shows are gonna say that from now on.
I've had the thought "I'd get in great shape and workout if I just bought a battle axe" more times than is healthy.
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I've had the thought "I'd get in great shape and workout if I just bought a battle axe" more times than is healthy.