Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)
@catvincent.bsky.social
Word spiv, cunning-man, queer cyborg crip. REALLY Not for the Jesus-Man. No fash, no terfs, No Pasaran.
Yipe. I can see how.
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Yipe. I can see how.
It really is a "who pumps the Batmobile's tyres??" question.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It really is a "who pumps the Batmobile's tyres??" question.
The racism is coming from inside the House.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The racism is coming from inside the House.
Spent my teens covering my face with latex and toilet tissue because Fangoria.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Spent my teens covering my face with latex and toilet tissue because Fangoria.
We built real communities there. More than fuckface did, in retrospect.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We built real communities there. More than fuckface did, in retrospect.
Babylon 5 is my favourite show. DS9 literally stole half their show from it. Mostly written by one guy (CW, one episode is by Gaiman) and it was the first actual 'novel for TV', with an ongoing plot and a known ending.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Babylon 5 is my favourite show. DS9 literally stole half their show from it. Mostly written by one guy (CW, one episode is by Gaiman) and it was the first actual 'novel for TV', with an ongoing plot and a known ending.
My man John Higgs would be all over this. Throw in The Beatles, and this is the subject of two of his back-to-back books.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My man John Higgs would be all over this. Throw in The Beatles, and this is the subject of two of his back-to-back books.
Seconded: the most ace cyborg ever has to deal with *ugh* humans while protecting them. It would far rather be watching it's shows.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Seconded: the most ace cyborg ever has to deal with *ugh* humans while protecting them. It would far rather be watching it's shows.
...is this about the Bond reboot?
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
...is this about the Bond reboot?
A quote from the diaries of George Washington, according to Robert Anton Wilson's Historical Illuminatus Chronicles!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
A quote from the diaries of George Washington, according to Robert Anton Wilson's Historical Illuminatus Chronicles!
Most of it stood on one leg because I couldn't touch my stick.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Most of it stood on one leg because I couldn't touch my stick.
I got one of those once for Halloween! Took six months to get rid of it all & we couldn't look at another Toblerone for years.
On the other hand, the box makes an excellent umbrella stand.
On the other hand, the box makes an excellent umbrella stand.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I got one of those once for Halloween! Took six months to get rid of it all & we couldn't look at another Toblerone for years.
On the other hand, the box makes an excellent umbrella stand.
On the other hand, the box makes an excellent umbrella stand.
Never saw it. Violent allergy to Blue Monday.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Never saw it. Violent allergy to Blue Monday.
But oh boy do I understand the impulse.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
But oh boy do I understand the impulse.
Give her a small measure of redemption for having to star in the bloody thing.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Give her a small measure of redemption for having to star in the bloody thing.
It says so much about Anthony Horowitz as a writer that he can't work that out.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It says so much about Anthony Horowitz as a writer that he can't work that out.
Calls for a Charlize Theron cameo!
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Calls for a Charlize Theron cameo!
One day 007 will escape the Wheel of Karma, but not today.
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
One day 007 will escape the Wheel of Karma, but not today.
I had Helen Lewis come at me on Twitter once!
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I had Helen Lewis come at me on Twitter once!
Corrupted software chip?
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Corrupted software chip?
"Lower than a snake's cunt" springs to mind.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Lower than a snake's cunt" springs to mind.
But the internet is Horny, Baby! Randy!
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
But the internet is Horny, Baby! Randy!