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Catto
@catto-almighty.bsky.social
An actual real human (probably)
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Following the Bluesky initiation process, here are some of my interests:
-pigs 🐷
-cultures
-ducks
-Halloween (but not horror)
-Welcome to Night Vale
-We’re Alive
-board games
-Sly Cooper
-learning
-woodworking
-theatre
-music
-chicken wings
-marble runs
Safe space for LGBTQIA+, PoC, neurospicy, etc.
Sorry. Let me try again
Here, why don’t yo take a qote post, too
No u
Here, why don’t you take a quote post, too
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Here, why don’t you take a quote post, too
You my friend have just earned yourself a quote post
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Whoever invented carbs is my hero. And my villain. But mostly my hero. I think.
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
You ever consider how ridiculous it is that we have to keep cleaning things because the second we use them they get dirty? Like I’m not gonna stop using them and I’m not gonna stop cleaning them, but it’s still ridiculous
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
@profanity.accountant I think mine will be ridiculously low considering my personality. Here’s a few to start you off: shit fuck hell fucking motherfucker heck ass bitch cunt
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Give me one good reason. I haven’t decided what we’re reasoning, but if you give me a reason I’ll figure it out
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Juice! Juice! Juice!
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Have you ever considered quitting your job and becoming a hermit that lives on the outskirts of society? I do. But then I wouldn’t have Cheetos, and I don’t know if it’s worth it at that point
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Do you ever realize that traffic could all be fixed if they added one more lane? Just one more lane! It’d solve all of our problems!
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Have you ever noticed that society only likes rich straight white cis men? No? Then you must be a rich straight white cis man. Or you’re not paying attention. You should really pay attention.
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Your ass is grass. You should get that looked at. That’s not normal.
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? There’s no set number, moron. They’re all slightly different sizes. Now stop asking me
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My boyfriend thinks he’s so cute. And he’s right
September 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s been over 4 hours. You missed it. Nice job
Reposting for visibility because it's 11 minutes later and you're late now
WAKE UP! Sorry, it looked like you were falling asleep and you have to do that thing in 5 minutes
August 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reposted by Catto
Reposting for visibility because it's 11 minutes later and you're late now
WAKE UP! Sorry, it looked like you were falling asleep and you have to do that thing in 5 minutes
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
WAKE UP! Sorry, it looked like you were falling asleep and you have to do that thing in 5 minutes
August 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If you’re happy and you know it give me a dollar
August 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Are humans soup? Have I asked this before?
August 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Alright everyone show me your everyday cosplay. The costume you put on to go out in public. We both know that’s not the real you
August 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Go put a stuffed animal into your partner’s arms and walk away. Don’t say anything. It’s a lot of fun
August 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Why must everything cost money? Why can’t I pay you in hugs or indescribable ideas or weird noises?
July 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
1, 2, 3, 4! I declare a thumb war! Our thumbs are at war now. We can no longer be friends
July 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Alright friends let’s make a sandwich together. Reply with an ingredient to go on the sandwich. I’ll start:
Mayonnaise
July 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM