To the man in front of me at Walmart buying not one, not two, but 15 hungry man frozen meals:

I understand you more than you’ll ever know and you might be my twin flame

Something about green carpet is so comforting

When I say “girl” just know it’s gender neutral

how else were they supposed to drive to church

It is so interesting to me that the people from my high school that post about what is “morally right in the eyes of god” in regards to LGBTQ+ rights, feminism, etc. all happen to have been arrested for DUIs

This is how posting on Bluesky feels

A new scent for all on team Xbox

My phone autocorrected “just” to “hysterically” and I think that says a lot about me as a person

Twitter has gone woke

it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.

Rock shelf !