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30 • she/they • sadboy music • naked cat parent • fantasy enjoyer • cosmere brain
author: they have brown skin

fan artists: very tan white person :) got it :)
July 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
romantacy reviews are all like “this is the worst book i’ve ever read, i feel stupider after reading it. 10/10 had a wonderful time.”
May 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
help i can’t stop making picrews of my himbo tiefling son
May 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
what’s it called when you have gaydar but it’s for neurospicy bisexuals?
May 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
some published authors never cut their teeth on unhinged fanfic and it shows
April 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
tfw i put on a cute outfit but then remember i gotta mow the lawn today
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i love getting ominous emails from my man
March 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
just heard my primary care doctor cackle like a witch outside the exam room i’m waiting in
March 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
life hack: if u wear what u normally wear (leggings, a metal band shirt, doc martens) but throw a blazer on over it, your coworkers will think you’re fancy
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
absolutely wild that my mom had an 8-year-old kid when she was my age
February 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
when the first book in a series is available thru kindle unlimited but the rest of the series isn’t 😒😒😒😒
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
yeehawtism
February 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
me: i’m being a menace and putting a hot choccy packet in my coffee

coworker 1: that’s not menace behavior! that’s a mocha!!!

coworker 2: i have TWO in my coffee right now
January 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
can’t wait til i have a garage i can put miscellaneous junk in, instead of having to find increasingly more creative ways to store large boxes of air filter replacements somewhere inside of my apartment.
January 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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On reading this, it occurs to me that Gaiman could have had an endless supply of WILLING partners for whatever his heart desired, no matter how depraved.

Which means what he really desired was UNWILLING partners.

Which means Neil Gaiman is a rapist.

Period.
January 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i’m so angry and disgusted. with him, and with amanda for knowing about it and exposing vulnerable young women to him anyway.

big huge CW for pretty much every kind of abuse.
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
finished wind and truth last night and i am not okay
January 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
didn’t wake up and choose violence but then i got to work
January 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
pretty sure my downstairs neighbor is playing League and i want him to stop
January 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
praying none of my coworkers call out today so i can just vibe and read my book instead of doing their work
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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The Mourn Watcher
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
this thing just lives in my house
December 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
i wanna seduce my man but i’m too gassy 😫
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
my hub told me that he considers me a “high comfort individual” which is the nicest way anyone has ever called me a lazy bones pillow princess, and he’s absolutely correct.
December 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM