Sponsor a whale or (thru constant bombardment of daytime tv ads) a donkey!

Any woman over the age of 60yrs old.

Ah that makes me feel less persecuted by my ankle biting monster. We have had *words* but he still does it.

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Hope it goes well

I’m sorry but how the hell can they expect people to carry on watching a non-Hudson and non-Rex show??? Next thing they’ll move the location from St John’s

Ps I know, I know, how lucky I am to be able to play, to have the money and time to play. 1st world problems 😂

Happy 70th! It’s only a number 😁

Is he ok? Sounds a bit messy!

Foil works apparently- but when I got new chairs, I just accepted the cat got three new scratching posts 🤷🏼‍♀️

Noooo tell them , it’s because they’re Americans and the whole of Europe hates Americans now

I’d go with Shiraz 🤷🏼‍♀️

It would be interesting to understand the complexities of this.

Because to the average westerner, it’s 2 blokes bumping chests, like a Friday night outside Wetherspoons.

Exactly what I was going to say!