Cat Slave
@catslave.bsky.social
Cat lover (he doesn’t always love me). Golfing, ex blood banker, Leeds utd fan,
Yes, carry on watching men with sticks and balls for another 12 hours, why don’t you?
September 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yes, carry on watching men with sticks and balls for another 12 hours, why don’t you?
Sulky look because I objected to his insistence on attacking bare feet.
September 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sulky look because I objected to his insistence on attacking bare feet.
I’m off to play golf. A friendly game with friends. But I’d rather be going to work, or the dentist, or the tip, maybe even IKEA. Because I have forgotten how to play. Even my trusty 7wood has let me down. Shanks, fat shots, thin shots, and bad shots I don’t even know the name of.
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July 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I’m off to play golf. A friendly game with friends. But I’d rather be going to work, or the dentist, or the tip, maybe even IKEA. Because I have forgotten how to play. Even my trusty 7wood has let me down. Shanks, fat shots, thin shots, and bad shots I don’t even know the name of.
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Does nobody think it was the fact that Rachel Reeves had come up with a plan, presumably with her boss’s approval, put a huge amount of work into it* and then had it tossed, that upset her?? I’d feel the same.
* regardless of whether it was a good plan or not
* regardless of whether it was a good plan or not
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Does nobody think it was the fact that Rachel Reeves had come up with a plan, presumably with her boss’s approval, put a huge amount of work into it* and then had it tossed, that upset her?? I’d feel the same.
* regardless of whether it was a good plan or not
* regardless of whether it was a good plan or not
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Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉
June 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉
I just want everyone to know that I played 36 holes of golf today *walking*. Total explosion on the last 4 holes - disaster!!
Apart from the fact that they take fewer shots than me, I have new respect for the players in the Ryder Cup 😂
Apart from the fact that they take fewer shots than me, I have new respect for the players in the Ryder Cup 😂
May 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just want everyone to know that I played 36 holes of golf today *walking*. Total explosion on the last 4 holes - disaster!!
Apart from the fact that they take fewer shots than me, I have new respect for the players in the Ryder Cup 😂
Apart from the fact that they take fewer shots than me, I have new respect for the players in the Ryder Cup 😂
I believe this is the best way to share this: I SHOT AN 86 today!!!!
If Rory needs some advice, tell him to call me!
If Rory needs some advice, tell him to call me!
May 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I believe this is the best way to share this: I SHOT AN 86 today!!!!
If Rory needs some advice, tell him to call me!
If Rory needs some advice, tell him to call me!
Just watched Phil Mickleson take 3 shots to get out of a bunker. Bit like me on the 9th today.
And every day
And every day
May 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just watched Phil Mickleson take 3 shots to get out of a bunker. Bit like me on the 9th today.
And every day
And every day
Why can’t stories be told in a linear fashion? “Pulse” forwards and backwards, forwards and backwards. “The Residence” same thing. Just tell the gd story
April 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why can’t stories be told in a linear fashion? “Pulse” forwards and backwards, forwards and backwards. “The Residence” same thing. Just tell the gd story
# stuck watching Death in Paradise cos can’t reach the remote #proofofcat
April 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
# stuck watching Death in Paradise cos can’t reach the remote #proofofcat
Yes, I’m warmed by all the #handsoff posts from US. But I’ll still be giving all American visitors to Bath the side-eye because of the Zelensky interview.
a bear wearing a red hat and a blue hoodie
Alt: a bear wearing a red hat and a blue hoodie gives a very hard stare
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Yes, I’m warmed by all the #handsoff posts from US. But I’ll still be giving all American visitors to Bath the side-eye because of the Zelensky interview.
I know absolutely no one else will understand this but tfw you switch over to watch Aurora Teagarden and it’s not Candace Cameron Bure 😡
April 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I know absolutely no one else will understand this but tfw you switch over to watch Aurora Teagarden and it’s not Candace Cameron Bure 😡
Nothing of note - just waiting to tee off.
Front 9 greens were sandier than Weymouth beach but back 9 wasn’t too bad!
Front 9 greens were sandier than Weymouth beach but back 9 wasn’t too bad!
March 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Nothing of note - just waiting to tee off.
Front 9 greens were sandier than Weymouth beach but back 9 wasn’t too bad!
Front 9 greens were sandier than Weymouth beach but back 9 wasn’t too bad!
#proofofcat a momentary lull in hostilities
March 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
#proofofcat a momentary lull in hostilities
This morning I was woken by my 87yr old upstairs neighbour shouting “Hello?”…“Hello?”. I texted her, got no reply, so went & knocked on her door. She was fine, said there was no problem.
30mins later, she rang & explained she has just learnt how to turn the TV on using voice control!!!
30mins later, she rang & explained she has just learnt how to turn the TV on using voice control!!!
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This morning I was woken by my 87yr old upstairs neighbour shouting “Hello?”…“Hello?”. I texted her, got no reply, so went & knocked on her door. She was fine, said there was no problem.
30mins later, she rang & explained she has just learnt how to turn the TV on using voice control!!!
30mins later, she rang & explained she has just learnt how to turn the TV on using voice control!!!
Ok this is my controversial take on the Waspi women: age 18 I started running a marathon, 26.2 miles, paced myself accordingly. At mile 20 I was told ‘Na, the marathon is going to be 30miles, keep running ok?!’. Yes, I knew I had to run 4miles more, but that info ain’t much use at that point.
December 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Ok this is my controversial take on the Waspi women: age 18 I started running a marathon, 26.2 miles, paced myself accordingly. At mile 20 I was told ‘Na, the marathon is going to be 30miles, keep running ok?!’. Yes, I knew I had to run 4miles more, but that info ain’t much use at that point.
@drmikethe2nd.bsky.social just to prove I’m not a bot, here’s a picture
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 AM
@drmikethe2nd.bsky.social just to prove I’m not a bot, here’s a picture
5 groups of ladies ahead of us in the ladies comp. All of us bunched up behind a 4-ball of men, who at one stage, were *ALL* walking back up the fairway, looking for a lost ball. #readygolf #malegolfers
November 5, 2024 at 7:33 AM
5 groups of ladies ahead of us in the ladies comp. All of us bunched up behind a 4-ball of men, who at one stage, were *ALL* walking back up the fairway, looking for a lost ball. #readygolf #malegolfers
Sound up- is it snoring or wheezing?
October 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Sound up- is it snoring or wheezing?
After years of a dislike of Vincent Van Gogh, due to a nasty art teacher when I was 13 -15 (basically if you couldn’t paint like VvG you weren’t worth bothering about) I went to the exhibition at the National Gallery. A-MAZ-ING!!
October 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
After years of a dislike of Vincent Van Gogh, due to a nasty art teacher when I was 13 -15 (basically if you couldn’t paint like VvG you weren’t worth bothering about) I went to the exhibition at the National Gallery. A-MAZ-ING!!
Surprise snowfall in Bath!
March 3, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Surprise snowfall in Bath!
