Cat Slave
catslave.bsky.social
Cat Slave
@catslave.bsky.social
Cat lover (he doesn’t always love me). Golfing, ex blood banker, Leeds utd fan,
Fancy pants coffee and carrot cake #colonna
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Yes, carry on watching men with sticks and balls for another 12 hours, why don’t you?
September 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sulky look because I objected to his insistence on attacking bare feet.
September 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Gustavo aka Min #nobodyscat
July 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m off to play golf. A friendly game with friends. But I’d rather be going to work, or the dentist, or the tip, maybe even IKEA. Because I have forgotten how to play. Even my trusty 7wood has let me down. Shanks, fat shots, thin shots, and bad shots I don’t even know the name of.
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July 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Does nobody think it was the fact that Rachel Reeves had come up with a plan, presumably with her boss’s approval, put a huge amount of work into it* and then had it tossed, that upset her?? I’d feel the same.
* regardless of whether it was a good plan or not
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉
June 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I just want everyone to know that I played 36 holes of golf today *walking*. Total explosion on the last 4 holes - disaster!!
Apart from the fact that they take fewer shots than me, I have new respect for the players in the Ryder Cup 😂
May 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I believe this is the best way to share this: I SHOT AN 86 today!!!!

If Rory needs some advice, tell him to call me!
May 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just watched Phil Mickleson take 3 shots to get out of a bunker. Bit like me on the 9th today.

And every day
May 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why can’t stories be told in a linear fashion? “Pulse” forwards and backwards, forwards and backwards. “The Residence” same thing. Just tell the gd story
April 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
# stuck watching Death in Paradise cos can’t reach the remote #proofofcat
April 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yes, I’m warmed by all the #handsoff posts from US. But I’ll still be giving all American visitors to Bath the side-eye because of the Zelensky interview.
a bear wearing a red hat and a blue hoodie
Alt: a bear wearing a red hat and a blue hoodie gives a very hard stare
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I know absolutely no one else will understand this but tfw you switch over to watch Aurora Teagarden and it’s not Candace Cameron Bure 😡
April 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nothing of note - just waiting to tee off.
Front 9 greens were sandier than Weymouth beach but back 9 wasn’t too bad!
March 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#proofofcat a momentary lull in hostilities
March 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This morning I was woken by my 87yr old upstairs neighbour shouting “Hello?”…“Hello?”. I texted her, got no reply, so went & knocked on her door. She was fine, said there was no problem.
30mins later, she rang & explained she has just learnt how to turn the TV on using voice control!!!
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ok this is my controversial take on the Waspi women: age 18 I started running a marathon, 26.2 miles, paced myself accordingly. At mile 20 I was told ‘Na, the marathon is going to be 30miles, keep running ok?!’. Yes, I knew I had to run 4miles more, but that info ain’t much use at that point.
December 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
@drmikethe2nd.bsky.social just to prove I’m not a bot, here’s a picture
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 AM
5 groups of ladies ahead of us in the ladies comp. All of us bunched up behind a 4-ball of men, who at one stage, were *ALL* walking back up the fairway, looking for a lost ball. #readygolf #malegolfers
November 5, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Sound up- is it snoring or wheezing?
October 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
After years of a dislike of Vincent Van Gogh, due to a nasty art teacher when I was 13 -15 (basically if you couldn’t paint like VvG you weren’t worth bothering about) I went to the exhibition at the National Gallery. A-MAZ-ING!!
October 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
September 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Surprise snowfall in Bath!
March 3, 2024 at 9:21 AM
February 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM