hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i'm small like you and tony is big and this makes him warmer so when it's cold i can force him to keep me warm and i bet you can do it with frankly and eventually she'll learn who's boss just like tony did

Hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you should tell your big friend that the highester you are the more importantesteringer you are and you are the most importantinged canadian cat i know so you should be up very high and look down on everyone it's in the cat union rules

But @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend by doing that big friend lets the outside squrrels know that you are part of a team and being part of a team means you can take down an entire army of squirrels which is good we had squirrels and they were doing things in the attic.

oh no @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you're going to make your big friend think you've run away again and then she'll only have that other cat for comfort!

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i think your Big Friend should have taken you and left the babby to be with the Temp Friend.

oh no my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social you have deddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddded from curly foot syndrome do you have churu to get better i can have boss daddy send you some too sweet if not

the higher you are the more importantester you are everyone know that my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social that makes you the most importantesterested person there even your big friend has to look up to you

but @fiascothecat.bsky.social you are still my best canadian friend but boss daddy says i need to make more friends because there's a new cat here and i don't want to be her friend so i thought i could have a second canadian friend and that would be ok and i made boss daddy send lots of churo

i thought i was your friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend having a sisters is the best you two can make sure your big friend doesn't forget to feed you or play with you and you can curl up and be warm when it's too cold and you can each be on big friend's hands so big friend can never leave you again

boss daddy says it's french like potatoes and means whence but he says that doesn't mean when something was but where and that doesn't make sense i think boss daddy is trying to pull my whisker and i don't like that so i think he owes me lots of churu

hello my best canadian friend @fisco.bsky.social did the churu cure you of your deddeddedddinnginededness and curly foot syndrome it always does for me but i was afraid it wouldn't get applied soon enough and then i would be sad and have to find a new best canadian friend but i don't know anyone