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Very Important Business Cats
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The Very Dedicated Cats who work at the Very Important Business Storage Business Company, where Storage Is Our Box.
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I am helping our Very Important Chief Technical Officer with his work; after noting Maggie's interest in these "computers," I have decided to look into their storage use cases. Perhaps she is right, and computer storage is the future of the Very Important Business Storage Business Comapny.
Scotty, a super flooooooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting next to me and attempting to help with my ZFS work, by placing his very-white paw on my laptop's trackpad. My hand is almost the color of Scotty's tan fur, with a ring on my wedding finger and an Apple Watch on my wrist.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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All boxes will be on their side while we mourn the loss of the Very Important Business Storage Business Chaircat of the Board, Dusty.
An amazon box on a wooden floor; it is on its side, with the flaps wide open. There is an orange toy worm in front of the box, and a wooly cat bed behind it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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I got dressed up for my Very Important Business Storage Business meeting, but it was cancelled at the last minute. Still, it pays to impress the bosses with how professional I look!
Scotty, a super flooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting on a stairs landing and wearing a blue diagonally-striped tie. He is looking off into the distance, possibly at an employee who is dressed casually when it is not casual Friday. His legs, chest, throat, and snout are white; the rest of his body is tan.
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Today I got my Very Important Business Haircut. Now my Very Important Business Tie will stand out and show how very important I am. As soon as I find where it is.
Scotty, a super floooooofy tan&cream cat, is very stoned and laying on a grey towel. His fur is very shaggy. Scotty, a somewhat-less floofy tan&cream cat, is laying on a grey towel. His fur is much less shaggy. There are bits of his shorn fur scattered about. He is still very stoned.
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Daddy! Look at me Daddy! Look! Look Daddy! Look at me! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Look!
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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One of my Very Important Duties as a Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Director Cat is mentoring new employees and interns, to help them become better in the Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Business Business.
Scotty, a super floooooooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting in a box, with his head pointed towards Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten. The box has seen better days, namely, any time before today.
March 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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hello my best canadian friend @fisco.bsky.social did the churu cure you of your deddeddedddinnginededness and curly foot syndrome it always does for me but i was afraid it wouldn't get applied soon enough and then i would be sad and have to find a new best canadian friend but i don't know anyone
Maggie, a chaotically-patterned tortiseshell cat, is blurrily curled up on my belly and arm, looking very concerned about everything. One of her arms is extended, so you can see toebeans, and a large stripe of whit efur on the otherwise colored leg.
March 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Today I PAPER BAGGED better than ANYONE else at the VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS STORAGE BUSINESS COMPANY even though I am ONLY AN INTERN and TONY said he was VERY IMPRESSED and HAD NOTHING MORE TO TEACH ME and then he LEFT the ROOM with the PAPER bags.
Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is sticking her head into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is. Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is crawling into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is, but she is somehow a bit more than halfway into the bag. Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is crawling into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is, but only her tail is sticking out of the bag.
March 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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As a Very Important Business Storage Business Director Cat, part of my day involves working with the Very Important Business Chief Technology Officer on issues related to storage, technology, business, and storage.
Scotty, a super flooooofy tan&cream cat, is resting against me, with my arm over his side; his arm, in turn, is pressed against my hand as I am typing on my laptop. I have a red shirt, and a black Apple Watch.
February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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It is VERY IMPORTANT for employees to KEEP THEMSELVES CLEAN and PRESENTABLE and SOMETIMES we NEED TO HELP others when they ARE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB, right BOSS DADDY?
February 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Our newest intern, Victoria, has picked me as her mentor to learn the Very Important Business Storage Business business; I hope she will come to realize the advantages of being a Very Important Catsultant instead of a normal Individual Catributor.
Tony, a large black cat, is sitting on a black sofa. There is an Apple TV remote near him. He is joined by Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell cat with a bright red collar, who is napping with her head pressed against Tony's rear leg. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark gray, dark red/orange -- with clear striping visible. She is also curled up next to a purple blanket.
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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not true i am a better boxer than scotty i can fit entirely in the box but scotty can't because i'm better than him and i should be a very important business storage business director cat not scotty he can't even fit in a box but i can and i deserve churu now and chew treat and love and pets
Maggie, a chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat, has managed to fit herself into a coke zero box, somehow. Only her bushy tail is visible.
December 7, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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hello my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social i have a new photo but it's not for otters it's for my new badge when it gets printed up so i can get into all the super secret boxes that i can work on now i can't talk about them because they're super secret but they're new and fun
Maggie, a chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat, is napping lazily on some blankets. Her colors are mostly dar, but she has a spot of white on her left forepaw.
November 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Today, we had a Very Important Business Storage Business meeting, called at Very Important Business Storage Individual Contributor Maggie, who is very excited about employing compression in our Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Product Line.
Tony (a large, black cat), Scotty (a super floooofy tan&cream cat), and Maggie (a chaotically patterned tortoiseshell cat) are clustered around a box full of torn-down box parts. Scotty is sitting on a chair, while Tony is on a box and Maggie is on the floor. The floor is pale tile; there is a black&grey fern-pattnered rug, and a coat rack with coats and miscellany on it.
October 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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As a very Important Business Storage Business Director Cat, part of my job involves mentoring newer employees, so they can reach their full potential in the Very Important Storage Business Business. Here I am showing Very Important Business Storage Business Individual Contributor Cat Maggie boxing.
Scotty, a super-floofy tan& cream cat, is sitting in a box barely large enough to contain him. Like a fluid, he has shaped himself to occupy as much of it as possible. Maggie, a short-haired, chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat, is sitting nearby, staring at Scotty.
September 10, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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oh no my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social did you deddddeddedinginginged because big fren wouldn't feed you enough churu do you need more churu i have boss daddy's ccccccccc number still scotty deddeddedinged too but came back when i jumped on him
Scotty, a super flooooofy tan&cream cat, is laying on his back on a black&grey fern-patterned rug. His hind legs are splayed out straight, and his (short) tail is laying next to one of the legs. His forepaws are in a praying mantis-like position, and his head is turned to the side.
September 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Very Important Business Storage Business Chaircat Of The Box Dusty been mentoring me today, which is a great honor for a Very Important Business Storage Business Director. Under her guidance, I hope to reach Very Important Business Storage Business Vice President some day.
Scotty, a super-floooofy tan&cream cat, is curled up in a circle on a purple blanket; next to him, Dusty -- a dilute tortoiseshell cat with a notched right ear (indicating she was TNR'd) is curled up partially on the blanket, and partially on the black couch. Their heads are near-ish each other.
September 3, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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At the end of a long weekend, there is nothing I enjoy more than spending some leisure time in a box. Yes, it's my job, but I am a Very Important Business Consultant because storage is my passion as well.
Tony, a large black cat, is sitting in an open amazon shipping box. The box is large enough that he fits easily. The box s a standard cardboard brown, and is on a dark, hardwood floor.
September 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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It was time for my Very Important Business Storage Business Director Cat haircut. The barber did not do a great job, and I bit him for his roughness, but then I licked his hand. I received TWO CHURUS just for myself, but have indicated I expect a larger quarterly bonus.
Scotty, an OVERLY floofy tan&cream cat, is laying on a dark purple towel, showing off how long and mat-ready his fur is. Scotty, a sooooper floofy tan&cream cat, is laying on a dark purple towel, with considerably less fur than before, staring at various chucks of floof that were removed via comb, scissors, and beard trimmer.
August 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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hi canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social i heard that your big fren wouldn't let you have any tea but that's ok tea isn't really good but churu is so here is some churu it tastes a lot better than boss daddy's tea
Maggie, a chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat, is sitting in a box looking at the camera with large, concerned eyes. She has a white spot on her chin, and a long white whisker on the same side.
July 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Very Important Business Consultant Tony and I are having an impromptu Very Important Business Storage Business Meeting in a recently-acquired prototype.
Scotty, a super-flooooopy tan&cream cat, and Tony, a large voide cat, are curled up in a box, seemingly having an informal discussion about, probably, boxes.
July 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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i am boxing and i do boxing best and scotty swooned when he realized i was boxing better than him and that makes me the best boxer and i won't let him in the box with me because he's not good enough at boxing
A photo of Maggie, a small chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat, in a box, while Scotty, a super-flooofy tan&cream cat, has collapsed on his back on a fern-patterned grey&black rug. They are in an entranceway with pale-yellow tiling that almost matches Scotty's fur.
July 6, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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After a long day of Very Important Business Storage Business Directoring, I have a 1:1 with COO daddy where we discuss the challenges of the coming week and the distribution of churu amongst the employees and consultants.
Scotty, a super-flooooooooooooofy tan&cream cat, is curled up in my arm on my grey-shirted belly, eyes semi-closed in contentment. He looks very soft, and is even softer than he appears.
June 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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i have a bag and it fits me just perfectly and scotty can't get into it because it's my bag and i told tony he can't fit and he scoffed and said i couldn't either but look here i am in this bag and it's super comfortable and smells very nice and now i'm hungry so i have to go get some food
Maggie, a small, chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat, is hiding inside a Bunsen Burgers bag; she looks like a moray eel about to pounce on any prey that wanders by.
June 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Here at the Very Important Business Storage Business Company, I work all 3 hours a day on improving the storage experience for our Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Customers. Today, I investigated flexible portable storage, and have decided to claim it as my own.
Scotty, a super-flooofy tan&cream cat, is resting comfortably in a large white (with blue stripes) purse.
April 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM