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The Catocracy
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2 foul-mouthed judgmental rescue cats
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catocracy.bsky.social
The guy who started a social media platform to rate women’s looks is a MAGAt? Color us shocked.
#facebook #meta #caturday #fuckfacebook #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
2 cats are curled up in a blue cat basket, one directly in top of the other. The bottom cat’s head is the only part of her visible and one green eye is slightly closed. She’s brown with dark stripes and a light colored muzzle. The cat perched on top of her is solid black with lovely green eyes, but her ears are turned back as if annoyed. To be fair they both look a bit irritated but that’s their MO.
January 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
catocracy.bsky.social
Hey, remember when you said “it can’t possibly get any worse”? You fucking jinxed it.

#catsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
A brown and black striped long haired cat sits on a beige couch against a pillow with a geometric blue design and a beige pillow with intermittent colorful stripes. She is staring expectantly at the photographer with large green eyes. Her expression is a bit judgmental, a bit irritated.
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
catocracy.bsky.social
Jolliest bunch of stormtroopers this side of the galaxy.

Let the short stormtrooper jokes commence.
#starwars #arentyoualittleshortforastormtrooper #jollycrew #oldnavy
Photo of two kids standing in front of a Christmas tree lit with white lights. They’re wearing matching pajamas with black and red plaid pants and solid red shirts where the words “jolly crew” are written across the chest in white. One is about a head taller than the other, and they’re both wearing adult-sized stormtrooper helmets that are way too big for them.
December 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Have I told you, lately, that I…

left a hairball on the rug somewhere that you’ll only discover when you step on it with bare feet in the middle of a busy morning when you’re already running late?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats
Image of a black, brown, and slightly white king-haired tabby cat stretched out on a red and green plaid blanket, gazing adoringly at the viewer.
December 15, 2024 at 1:33 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
I am not in the mood for your shit.
#catsofbluesky #rescuecat #adoptdontshop #floof
Photo of a black and brown long-haired tabby cat stretched out on a colorful red plaid blanket in the back of couch, snarling.
December 8, 2024 at 7:08 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
I swear to god I was here first. Really. Scout’s honor and all that.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #catsareassholes
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
catocracy.bsky.social
Oh, am I in your way?

Were you reading this?

Tough shit. I’m not moving until you feed me.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Translation: Open this window RIGHT FUCKING NOW there are birds on the roof and WE NEED TO EAT THEM.
December 4, 2024 at 1:20 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Move your meat, lose your seat, bitch.
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats #rescuecatsofbluesky
Photo of a brown and black striped long haired tabby curled up on a taupe-colored loveseat, nestled in between 2 pillows.
November 27, 2024 at 11:30 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Has anyone ever told you your cologne smells like cat piss? No? Just me?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats
#judgementalcats
Photograph of a brown, tan, and black tabby cat perched on the back of an ivory couch in front of a large window. The cat has her chin resting on the cushions along the back of the couch and her front arms are draped over either side, as if she is a wild cat perched on a tree limb. She is staring at the photographer.
November 27, 2024 at 10:40 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Hey, hi, I know you’re busy but I don’t care.

Someone pooped.

No, not on the floor, in the box.

But it stinks and you need to fix it.

No, I didn’t…I mean, THEY didn’t cover it.

Look, could you just clean it? I’m traumatized. Look at my eyes.

TRAUMATIZED.
#rescuecatsofbluesky
#void
A fluffy black cat with yellow eyes is perched on the lap of a person and reaching her paw up towards the camera, with claws partially extended as though she’s just about to sink them into the photographer’s gray sweatshirt. In the background is a pink gold MAC laptop that the person is watching a film on. The person has a light blue blanket covering their stretched out legs, with white puffy sheep in a pattern across the blanket. The cat appears a bit judgmental and simultaneously adorable, so the viewer may be conflicted as to whether or not the cat is actually an asshole or just concerned that her previously sparkling clean litter box is no longer unsoiled.
November 26, 2024 at 11:56 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Hmm. Fucked around, finding out? #catlaugh #catsofbluesky #politicats #rescuecatsofbluesky
November 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Yes, I see the cat scratcher you bought me, but I already have this basket. And the rug. And the ottoman. And the other rug underneath the ottoman. And the vintage china cabinet…
#catsareassholes #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
You interrupted my bath for this shit?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
November 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
Whadda you mean, we aren’t on Twitter anymore? Where the hell am I supposed to get birds now?
#catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop #rescuecatsofbluesky #floof
November 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
catocracy.bsky.social
I’m well aware this is YOUR record player. I just don’t give AF.

#floof #catsofbluesky #catsareassholes #rescuecats #rescuecatsofbluesky
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM