The Catocracy
@catocracy.bsky.social
2 foul-mouthed judgmental rescue cats
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
As a Kansas native (the human, not these cats), this gives me hope. Better to highlight the good that players are doing than not *cough Chiefs kicker *cough
January 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As a Kansas native (the human, not these cats), this gives me hope. Better to highlight the good that players are doing than not *cough Chiefs kicker *cough
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live in a red district and want to inconvenience tyranny?
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
live in a red district and want to inconvenience tyranny?
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
The guy who started a social media platform to rate women’s looks is a MAGAt? Color us shocked.
#facebook #meta #caturday #fuckfacebook #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
#facebook #meta #caturday #fuckfacebook #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
January 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The guy who started a social media platform to rate women’s looks is a MAGAt? Color us shocked.
#facebook #meta #caturday #fuckfacebook #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
#facebook #meta #caturday #fuckfacebook #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
Hey, remember when you said “it can’t possibly get any worse”? You fucking jinxed it.
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hey, remember when you said “it can’t possibly get any worse”? You fucking jinxed it.
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
Jolliest bunch of stormtroopers this side of the galaxy.
Let the short stormtrooper jokes commence.
#starwars #arentyoualittleshortforastormtrooper #jollycrew #oldnavy
Let the short stormtrooper jokes commence.
#starwars #arentyoualittleshortforastormtrooper #jollycrew #oldnavy
December 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Jolliest bunch of stormtroopers this side of the galaxy.
Let the short stormtrooper jokes commence.
#starwars #arentyoualittleshortforastormtrooper #jollycrew #oldnavy
Let the short stormtrooper jokes commence.
#starwars #arentyoualittleshortforastormtrooper #jollycrew #oldnavy
Have I told you, lately, that I…
left a hairball on the rug somewhere that you’ll only discover when you step on it with bare feet in the middle of a busy morning when you’re already running late?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats
left a hairball on the rug somewhere that you’ll only discover when you step on it with bare feet in the middle of a busy morning when you’re already running late?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats
December 15, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Have I told you, lately, that I…
left a hairball on the rug somewhere that you’ll only discover when you step on it with bare feet in the middle of a busy morning when you’re already running late?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats
left a hairball on the rug somewhere that you’ll only discover when you step on it with bare feet in the middle of a busy morning when you’re already running late?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecats
This is amazing 😻
Everyone in Sednaya has officially been rescued according to the White Helmets. Now comes the long process of helping everyone deal with the mental health crisis from the trauma of these prison. They’ll continue to search in case anyone else is trapped.
December 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM
This is amazing 😻
December 8, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I swear to god I was here first. Really. Scout’s honor and all that.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #catsareassholes
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #catsareassholes
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I swear to god I was here first. Really. Scout’s honor and all that.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #catsareassholes
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #catsareassholes
Oh, am I in your way?
Were you reading this?
Tough shit. I’m not moving until you feed me.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats
Were you reading this?
Tough shit. I’m not moving until you feed me.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Oh, am I in your way?
Were you reading this?
Tough shit. I’m not moving until you feed me.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats
Were you reading this?
Tough shit. I’m not moving until you feed me.
#floof #catsofbluesky #rescuecats
Translation: Open this window RIGHT FUCKING NOW there are birds on the roof and WE NEED TO EAT THEM.
December 4, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Translation: Open this window RIGHT FUCKING NOW there are birds on the roof and WE NEED TO EAT THEM.
Eat the rich.
ICYMI - As Trump-backing billionaires Musk, Ramaswamy, Andreesen telegraph an attack on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, @karaswisher.bsky.social @davidsirota.com @maxwellfrost.bsky.social @helaineolen.bsky.social & others point out it’s self-serving.
November 29, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Eat the rich.
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If you voted for a billionaire you’re not on the side of the working class you dumb fuck.
November 29, 2024 at 4:55 AM
If you voted for a billionaire you’re not on the side of the working class you dumb fuck.
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November 27, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Has anyone ever told you your cologne smells like cat piss? No? Just me?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats
#judgementalcats
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats
#judgementalcats
November 27, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Has anyone ever told you your cologne smells like cat piss? No? Just me?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats
#judgementalcats
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats
#judgementalcats
The number of people in government who don’t know how the government works is too fucking high.
I’m saying it now with hopes that it sinks in: Donald Trump cannot take any oath of office until he is granted amnesty for breaking the last one he swore. That’s just straight up in the Constitution. 2/3 of each House. That’s the bar.
November 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
The number of people in government who don’t know how the government works is too fucking high.
Hey, hi, I know you’re busy but I don’t care.
Someone pooped.
No, not on the floor, in the box.
But it stinks and you need to fix it.
No, I didn’t…I mean, THEY didn’t cover it.
Look, could you just clean it? I’m traumatized. Look at my eyes.
TRAUMATIZED.
#rescuecatsofbluesky
#void
Someone pooped.
No, not on the floor, in the box.
But it stinks and you need to fix it.
No, I didn’t…I mean, THEY didn’t cover it.
Look, could you just clean it? I’m traumatized. Look at my eyes.
TRAUMATIZED.
#rescuecatsofbluesky
#void
November 26, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Hey, hi, I know you’re busy but I don’t care.
Someone pooped.
No, not on the floor, in the box.
But it stinks and you need to fix it.
No, I didn’t…I mean, THEY didn’t cover it.
Look, could you just clean it? I’m traumatized. Look at my eyes.
TRAUMATIZED.
#rescuecatsofbluesky
#void
Someone pooped.
No, not on the floor, in the box.
But it stinks and you need to fix it.
No, I didn’t…I mean, THEY didn’t cover it.
Look, could you just clean it? I’m traumatized. Look at my eyes.
TRAUMATIZED.
#rescuecatsofbluesky
#void
Read Timothy Snyder’s On Tyranny. Quick, digestible lessons that will prepare you (hopefully?) for what’s already here.
Lesson 1: Do not obey in advance.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.
November 26, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Read Timothy Snyder’s On Tyranny. Quick, digestible lessons that will prepare you (hopefully?) for what’s already here.
The number of times I mutter “You know what, fuck this” to myself in a day is impressive.
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
The number of times I mutter “You know what, fuck this” to myself in a day is impressive.
November 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Yes, I see the cat scratcher you bought me, but I already have this basket. And the rug. And the ottoman. And the other rug underneath the ottoman. And the vintage china cabinet…
#catsareassholes #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
#catsareassholes #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Yes, I see the cat scratcher you bought me, but I already have this basket. And the rug. And the ottoman. And the other rug underneath the ottoman. And the vintage china cabinet…
#catsareassholes #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
#catsareassholes #rescuecatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky
You interrupted my bath for this shit?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
November 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
You interrupted my bath for this shit?
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop
#catsofbluesky #rescuecatsofbluesky #rescuecats #adoptdontshop