i do not have a drivers license because i am not a productive member of society 💜 what are your favorite birds locally/white whale birds rn!!!!!!

ok whatever this gif just doesn’t work

might do it just for you. tbh

hi pat!!

You'll want to watch out for poltergeists who will throw fruit at you, leaving you defenseless unless you can cut the fruit in time.

deeply fucking bummed for you!!!!! 🥲

just realized i hadn’t seen a tweet from you in a while and ran over here in a panic.. fuck this gay earth