Hey I know we told you already like 5 hours ago, but your Amazon package has dispatched and is on route to your location
Yknow, cos you're too stupid to remember you ordered something I guess

I'm not incompetent, I'll look at whatever inane bullshit you're alerting me to when I'm good and ready. Your shitty pings just make me want to throw my phone into the ocean

Whereas Labour:

- Participated in genocide
- Are trying to remove protection from torture
- Are trying to lock up 2000 people protesting against genocide
- Cut off healthcare for trans children
- Have broken human rights law for disabled people
- Keep trying to remove support for disabled people

I don't usually go for this sort of this thing but I'm obsessed with your art style
I offer up one scrungle for experimentation

Yeah can we like? Not?

This looks like shit man, are you afraid of crayons or something?

These weirdos are surprisingly common too, I really can't understand the hate for alt text aside from thinking people with reading or seeing difficulties don't deserve to experience the internet too