Catherine Owen
@catherinepowen.bsky.social
she/her. blonde going back to romford. the p stands for Pam. views my very own. canadian(ish)
Everything’s ok, chief
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Everything’s ok, chief
The cat has discovered our new headboard is exactly the right height and width to employ a new and not at all menacing way of waking me up
May 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The cat has discovered our new headboard is exactly the right height and width to employ a new and not at all menacing way of waking me up
Important: I have had a three cat commute
February 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Important: I have had a three cat commute
Remembering it is Monday 20 January 2025
January 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Remembering it is Monday 20 January 2025
“Un tour de Londres avec beaucoup de modes de transport.” Smashed a winter edition of Aunty Catherine’s Transport Tour of London® and have received a handsome review/homework write up 🤍
January 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Un tour de Londres avec beaucoup de modes de transport.” Smashed a winter edition of Aunty Catherine’s Transport Tour of London® and have received a handsome review/homework write up 🤍
Nephew recreated my cat in gingerbread and absolutely nailed it
December 15, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Nephew recreated my cat in gingerbread and absolutely nailed it
I wish. But may I humbly offer tree burger and tree pizza?
December 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I wish. But may I humbly offer tree burger and tree pizza?
She’s only gone and got Christmas nails 🎁🎄🧑🏻🎄
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
She’s only gone and got Christmas nails 🎁🎄🧑🏻🎄
This has been up for a week and I must regrettably confirm it’s worked
November 18, 2024 at 8:56 AM
This has been up for a week and I must regrettably confirm it’s worked
I regret to inform everyone but Cats Protection merch absolutely slaps and it’s about to become my entire autumn winter wardrobe
October 14, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I regret to inform everyone but Cats Protection merch absolutely slaps and it’s about to become my entire autumn winter wardrobe
It is the 26th of September
September 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
It is the 26th of September
My nephew started French immersion last week and, much like myself, enjoys trains and carbohydrates. This was inevitable, really:
September 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM
My nephew started French immersion last week and, much like myself, enjoys trains and carbohydrates. This was inevitable, really:
Nephew has bestowed upon me the greatest honor and immortalised me as a mini figure, complete with cat
August 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Nephew has bestowed upon me the greatest honor and immortalised me as a mini figure, complete with cat
Yesterday, took my nephew on at least six modes of transport, had a playground and pizza break, let him pick out a toy at the London Transport Museum shop, made him cheesy beans on toast, and introduced him to Doctor Who. Don’t want to be big-headed, but I believe I’ve set a new standard in aunting
August 28, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Yesterday, took my nephew on at least six modes of transport, had a playground and pizza break, let him pick out a toy at the London Transport Museum shop, made him cheesy beans on toast, and introduced him to Doctor Who. Don’t want to be big-headed, but I believe I’ve set a new standard in aunting
My father, who lives very far from me and whom I very rarely see, is visiting. I discovered today that he travels with one photo of me, and it’s this one from my first Halloween. I’ve decided that you, the internet, must see it because look at me as a tiny bat in a snowsuit!
August 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
My father, who lives very far from me and whom I very rarely see, is visiting. I discovered today that he travels with one photo of me, and it’s this one from my first Halloween. I’ve decided that you, the internet, must see it because look at me as a tiny bat in a snowsuit!
Cat Refusing to Let Me Read Anything: A Series
August 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Cat Refusing to Let Me Read Anything: A Series
I’ve just accidentally interrupted a couple arguing on the train so I could pet their dog. Any temporary awkwardness was entirely worth it because LOOK AT HIM. How could you ever be angry if this was your dog?
June 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I’ve just accidentally interrupted a couple arguing on the train so I could pet their dog. Any temporary awkwardness was entirely worth it because LOOK AT HIM. How could you ever be angry if this was your dog?
a friend at work just excitedly told me she’s got a second job. she works a 9-5 and will now be working 7-10pm as a cleaner 5 days a week to be able to afford to move out of her mum’s house. she is 28 years old.
April 9, 2024 at 9:50 AM
a friend at work just excitedly told me she’s got a second job. she works a 9-5 and will now be working 7-10pm as a cleaner 5 days a week to be able to afford to move out of her mum’s house. she is 28 years old.
thought I was having a 4 day hangover. surely not. must be crippling hay fever! yes more likely. flu. I have fucking flu. will not be leaving my bed today much to the delight of the world’s most affectionate cat. cheering pet pictures and tv recommendations gratefully received
March 25, 2024 at 10:59 AM
thought I was having a 4 day hangover. surely not. must be crippling hay fever! yes more likely. flu. I have fucking flu. will not be leaving my bed today much to the delight of the world’s most affectionate cat. cheering pet pictures and tv recommendations gratefully received
well, that was as ace as everyone has said it is. Sara Snook, my god. she gives a sensationally camp tour de fucking force performance. also, a standing ovation and three curtain calls for stage crew is no less than they ever deserve imo
March 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
well, that was as ace as everyone has said it is. Sara Snook, my god. she gives a sensationally camp tour de fucking force performance. also, a standing ovation and three curtain calls for stage crew is no less than they ever deserve imo
this is very funny
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
March 20, 2024 at 10:38 AM
this is very funny
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
love getting post. very important to my nephew that I have a picture of Titan Speakerman. I have no idea who this is but a cursory google indicates my nephew is an artistic genius. the likeness is uncanny.
March 19, 2024 at 11:07 AM
love getting post. very important to my nephew that I have a picture of Titan Speakerman. I have no idea who this is but a cursory google indicates my nephew is an artistic genius. the likeness is uncanny.
have been given responsibility for my mate’s dog in the pub and I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder. JUST LOOK AT HER
March 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
have been given responsibility for my mate’s dog in the pub and I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder. JUST LOOK AT HER