Bravo Team Trinity Laban for an inspired re-design of the old-fashioned #applesvpears annual comp, opening an exhilarating new chapter with a sassy, pacey, moody Showcase at Laban. TL now the place to watch, repeat perf tomorrow!

Time to sully this happy place with a bit of tetch: watching The Split Barcelona for the clothes as per #dogreturningtovomit but Hannah & Nathan’s grasp of English makes them less than convincing as top lawyers. Also, Nicky Haslam wld probably denounce every aspect of this wedding.

And that’s why I’ve followed you over here. I think.

I’m new here, testing the cultural waters, here goes: a couple of hours with Boom Radio is always well spent #womanofacertainageobvs

When you finally follow some of your favourite people over here and then can't think of anything to tell them about #sparingyouallfornow

OK, let''s see if this works...