Cat Greenfield
@catgreenfield.bsky.social
Actor, musician, puppeteer, songwriter, bookworm, plant mom, part-time nerd, full-time crybaby, feeder of neighborhood squirrels. 🐿️ A little bit funny.
I know this isn’t his nickname, but I hear em say Little Richard every time. Anyway, if Will Richard was a fruit, he’d be rambutan. You’re like, “well that’s new…” and then you try it and are like, “I’ll take twenty, please.” Shows up flashy, impresses everyone, holds it own. #nbaasfruit #nbasky
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I know this isn’t his nickname, but I hear em say Little Richard every time. Anyway, if Will Richard was a fruit, he’d be rambutan. You’re like, “well that’s new…” and then you try it and are like, “I’ll take twenty, please.” Shows up flashy, impresses everyone, holds it own. #nbaasfruit #nbasky
Welcome to a new season of #nbaasfruit. What fruit will YOUR favorite #nba player be compared to this season? Stick around to find out.
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Welcome to a new season of #nbaasfruit. What fruit will YOUR favorite #nba player be compared to this season? Stick around to find out.
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KAT should be forced to sleep on the D train until he finally gets it into his head.
#NBASky #Knicks #NYCsubway
#NBASky #Knicks #NYCsubway
June 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
KAT should be forced to sleep on the D train until he finally gets it into his head.
#NBASky #Knicks #NYCsubway
#NBASky #Knicks #NYCsubway
If Karl-Anthony Towns was a fruit, he’d currently be the singular half maraschino cherry in a can of fruit cocktail. Like, you save it for last… but mostly you’re digging around wondering where tf is it and why is it playing so small when it SHOULD be big, bold, and beautiful? #nbaasfruit #nbasky
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If Karl-Anthony Towns was a fruit, he’d currently be the singular half maraschino cherry in a can of fruit cocktail. Like, you save it for last… but mostly you’re digging around wondering where tf is it and why is it playing so small when it SHOULD be big, bold, and beautiful? #nbaasfruit #nbasky
If Caruso was fruit, he’d be kiwi. On the outside you’re like, whatchu doin at the fruit salad, kiwi? Then it shows its insides & you’re like OH I SEE YOU ARE FLASHY AF. Even if you’re allergic to kiwi, you respect kiwi, you’re impressed by kiwi, you wish kiwi was at your picnic. #nbasky #nbaasfruit
May 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If Caruso was fruit, he’d be kiwi. On the outside you’re like, whatchu doin at the fruit salad, kiwi? Then it shows its insides & you’re like OH I SEE YOU ARE FLASHY AF. Even if you’re allergic to kiwi, you respect kiwi, you’re impressed by kiwi, you wish kiwi was at your picnic. #nbasky #nbaasfruit
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The Knicks just fouled three times on one trip according to the refs. Pacers will be in the bonus for the final 7:52 of the game, up 12.
May 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If this lady in the crowd (the one who is full-chest screaming straight into the announcer mics) was a fruit, she’d be durian. Some people will absolutely think she’s misunderstood greatness. And good for them. But to the rest of us… distracting and kinda stinks. Sorry, lady. 🫣 #nbaasfruit #nbasky
May 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If this lady in the crowd (the one who is full-chest screaming straight into the announcer mics) was a fruit, she’d be durian. Some people will absolutely think she’s misunderstood greatness. And good for them. But to the rest of us… distracting and kinda stinks. Sorry, lady. 🫣 #nbaasfruit #nbasky
If Jalen Brunson was fruit, he’d be pears. Pears don’t get the respect they deserve. Pears don’t always initially excite. Maybe a lil grainy, a lil quiet. But pears hold down the fort in ANY fruit salad. They uplift EVERYTHING around em. Underrated juice. The fanciest fruit gift. #nbasky #nbaasfruit
May 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If Jalen Brunson was fruit, he’d be pears. Pears don’t get the respect they deserve. Pears don’t always initially excite. Maybe a lil grainy, a lil quiet. But pears hold down the fort in ANY fruit salad. They uplift EVERYTHING around em. Underrated juice. The fanciest fruit gift. #nbasky #nbaasfruit
If Jokić was a fruit, he’d be a pineapple. Big, bold, hilarious, acerbic, and good in basically everything. Pulls way more than his weight at the picnic. Confident and capable of incredible complexity. Silly and sophisticated. Incredibly hard to handle. #nbassfruit #nbasky
May 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If Jokić was a fruit, he’d be a pineapple. Big, bold, hilarious, acerbic, and good in basically everything. Pulls way more than his weight at the picnic. Confident and capable of incredible complexity. Silly and sophisticated. Incredibly hard to handle. #nbassfruit #nbasky
If Aaron Gordon was a fruit, he’d be mango. Youthful, shockingly bright, and bringing the juice in any situation. A strong core surrounded by a good time. And when he’s on, he’s REALLY on!! #feelbettergordon #nbaasfruit #nbasky
May 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If Aaron Gordon was a fruit, he’d be mango. Youthful, shockingly bright, and bringing the juice in any situation. A strong core surrounded by a good time. And when he’s on, he’s REALLY on!! #feelbettergordon #nbaasfruit #nbasky
May 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If Draymond was a fruit, he’d be lemons. Thick skin, sometimes a little too much, but an utterly necessary acidity for many dishes. Versatile, present, and undeniable, a good education & shockingly classy in a meringue, tho will absolutely kick you in the mouth and not be sorry. #nbaasfruit #nbasky
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If Draymond was a fruit, he’d be lemons. Thick skin, sometimes a little too much, but an utterly necessary acidity for many dishes. Versatile, present, and undeniable, a good education & shockingly classy in a meringue, tho will absolutely kick you in the mouth and not be sorry. #nbaasfruit #nbasky
If Kuminga was a fruit, he’d currently be an avocado. Rock solid talent inside. Sometimes he’s hard and inedible, sometimes he’s mushy beyond recognition… but sometimes… he walks onto the court and is the best thing you’ve ever consumed in your LIFE. 🙌 #prayingforconsistency #nbasky #nbaasfruit
May 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If Kuminga was a fruit, he’d currently be an avocado. Rock solid talent inside. Sometimes he’s hard and inedible, sometimes he’s mushy beyond recognition… but sometimes… he walks onto the court and is the best thing you’ve ever consumed in your LIFE. 🙌 #prayingforconsistency #nbasky #nbaasfruit
If Podz was a fruit, he’d be bananas. Good from fresh and green and splashing 3s, to bruised up and ready for banana bread, hitting foul after foul. He takes charge and takes charges. And he’s nice— he makes you smile, and you’re glad he’s there. :) #nbaasfruit #youthoughtIwasdone #nbasky
May 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If Podz was a fruit, he’d be bananas. Good from fresh and green and splashing 3s, to bruised up and ready for banana bread, hitting foul after foul. He takes charge and takes charges. And he’s nice— he makes you smile, and you’re glad he’s there. :) #nbaasfruit #youthoughtIwasdone #nbasky
If Boban Marjanović was a fruit, he’d be watermelon. Not just because he’s physically huge, but also because he has a big heart, is super sweet, a good time, and beloved by all. He’s a smile personified. The picnic just isn’t the same without him. #bringbackbobi #wwbd #nbaasfruit
May 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If Boban Marjanović was a fruit, he’d be watermelon. Not just because he’s physically huge, but also because he has a big heart, is super sweet, a good time, and beloved by all. He’s a smile personified. The picnic just isn’t the same without him. #bringbackbobi #wwbd #nbaasfruit
If Steph Curry was a fruit, he’d be apples. Honeycrisp to Granny Smith to Macintosh. Capable of expensive charcuterie board class, as well as everyman packed lunch earthiness. All-American nice guy, not causing problems, but ubiquitous af. Everywhere you look, there he is. Bam! Gravity. #nbaasfruit
May 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If Steph Curry was a fruit, he’d be apples. Honeycrisp to Granny Smith to Macintosh. Capable of expensive charcuterie board class, as well as everyman packed lunch earthiness. All-American nice guy, not causing problems, but ubiquitous af. Everywhere you look, there he is. Bam! Gravity. #nbaasfruit
If Jimmy Butler was a fruit, he’d be a lime. Consistent & versatile. Sign of a fun time, ready to party, but also complex, able to elevate what’s around him. You might forget to buy one, but you NOTICE if it’s not there & you drive all the way back to the store to get it. #nbaasfruit #nbaplayoffs
May 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If Jimmy Butler was a fruit, he’d be a lime. Consistent & versatile. Sign of a fun time, ready to party, but also complex, able to elevate what’s around him. You might forget to buy one, but you NOTICE if it’s not there & you drive all the way back to the store to get it. #nbaasfruit #nbaplayoffs
Dubs I love you, but… #nbasky
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May 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dubs I love you, but… #nbasky
May 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What even IS a foul??? Bc what the Rockets can get away with, the Warriors get called on CONSISTENTLY. I’m new enough to this to be GENUINELY CONFUSED. I can’t tell what a foul is because it seems to changed based on which team commits it. #gsw #nbaplayoffs
May 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What even IS a foul??? Bc what the Rockets can get away with, the Warriors get called on CONSISTENTLY. I’m new enough to this to be GENUINELY CONFUSED. I can’t tell what a foul is because it seems to changed based on which team commits it. #gsw #nbaplayoffs
Someone want to explain to me how that wasn’t a foul on Podz, but that next one was Curry’s third? These refs I swear to god… #gsw #nbaplayoffs
May 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Someone want to explain to me how that wasn’t a foul on Podz, but that next one was Curry’s third? These refs I swear to god… #gsw #nbaplayoffs
I take it back, these refs can stay. They put Draymond in an impossible position on that last call, glad they made up for it now. Karma restored. #gsw #nbaplayoffs #nowifonlytheywouldnoticefoulsonCurry
April 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I take it back, these refs can stay. They put Draymond in an impossible position on that last call, glad they made up for it now. Karma restored. #gsw #nbaplayoffs #nowifonlytheywouldnoticefoulsonCurry