@kaine.senate.gov you messed up. Hope we see a progressive take your job next go round.

@schumer.senate.gov DO NOT GIVE AN INCH

@ossoff.senate.gov do not cave on the shutdown!

ThEy’Re eAtiNg tHe CaTs!

If Amazon thinks i might be interested in this item, I feel safe from AI for the near future.

everyone always wants to look smart. This is a huge mistake. You want to look dumb. No one asks you to do anything, and you can always do what you want, and if anyone gives you trouble, you say something like "oh my gosh"

I’m not sure if there were supposed to be two skydivers here, or if this is the second skydiver, or if this fishwrap doesn’t think we can picture a skydiver at all.

People often ask if I’m a morning person or a night owl. I’m neither. Just like it right in the middle.

Upper Whitewater Falls, Cashiers, NC

This dog is trying to send me messages about something idk what about

To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders -Lao Tzu

I’ve reached the level of being a regular at the tiny diner across the street. I walk in and the coffee comes right out followed by my usual breakfast about 10 minutes later. For someone who has been a nomad, it’s totally gratifying, and the gratuities floweth.

In my late 40s now, generally awake without alarm at 5. Can’t wait to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 3am in my 60s.

Is my dog sleeping?