Catherine Cerveny
@catcerveny.bsky.social
Writer. Procrastinator. Dreamer. Author of THE RULE OF LUCK, THE CHAOS OF LUCK, THE GAME OF LUCK (Orbit). She/her. Rep'd by Rena Rossner.
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At the funeral home, prearranging my dad's funeral. I feel like this cabinet should be full of alcohol. Frankly, funeral homes should be overflowing with alcohol and non-prescription drugs, in my opinion.
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At the funeral home, prearranging my dad's funeral. I feel like this cabinet should be full of alcohol. Frankly, funeral homes should be overflowing with alcohol and non-prescription drugs, in my opinion.
So, this is me now, I guess. I'm probably going to make some great life choices.
January 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So, this is me now, I guess. I'm probably going to make some great life choices.
Okay, yeah it’s cool here and all, but where are my balloons? Today is my balloon day.
January 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Okay, yeah it’s cool here and all, but where are my balloons? Today is my balloon day.
So ready for Capitalism! I mean, Christmas!
December 5, 2024 at 11:44 PM
So ready for Capitalism! I mean, Christmas!
This is not a stove. Do not hire this man to fix anything in your house.
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 AM
This is not a stove. Do not hire this man to fix anything in your house.
Go ahead. Ask me about my week.
September 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Go ahead. Ask me about my week.
I don't want this kind of convenience from my store.
August 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I don't want this kind of convenience from my store.
Did I get this kind of attention on my last birthday? No. Did I want it? Maybe....?
July 22, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Did I get this kind of attention on my last birthday? No. Did I want it? Maybe....?
Humans are so weird in that we travel to places to see water fall over a ledge when honestly, it would so much be easier to stay home and watch it pour from the tap and down the drain.
June 24, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Humans are so weird in that we travel to places to see water fall over a ledge when honestly, it would so much be easier to stay home and watch it pour from the tap and down the drain.
Why yes, I will have the veal parmigiana... So much to regret here...
June 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Why yes, I will have the veal parmigiana... So much to regret here...
I feel like this is information I don't need to know. Or, maybe you shouldn't be driving?
June 5, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I feel like this is information I don't need to know. Or, maybe you shouldn't be driving?
This is everything I hate about Wattpad.
May 3, 2024 at 10:06 PM
This is everything I hate about Wattpad.
At my resort in Mexico. They were everywhere!
April 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
At my resort in Mexico. They were everywhere!
Just shut up and bang already. You're not getting off the island, Professor.
April 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Just shut up and bang already. You're not getting off the island, Professor.
Here is what I have to show after spending 4 hours working on the Book Nook diorama I got for Christmas.
January 29, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Here is what I have to show after spending 4 hours working on the Book Nook diorama I got for Christmas.
Don't bother with your prayers this weekend because God isn't listening. He's busy watching Wild Card Weekend!
January 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Don't bother with your prayers this weekend because God isn't listening. He's busy watching Wild Card Weekend!
Here's how I ushered in the New Year with my nieces, counting down the Times Square ball drop. I hope everyone else's night was just as exciting.
January 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Here's how I ushered in the New Year with my nieces, counting down the Times Square ball drop. I hope everyone else's night was just as exciting.
This is my iPad lock screen, using the preloaded image from Apple. I thought it would be cool to have a picture of the Earth, but soon realized the image doesn’t rotate and is perpetually locked over the West Coast of the USA. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO THE WORLD THAN THIS, APPLE!
December 24, 2023 at 7:20 PM
This is my iPad lock screen, using the preloaded image from Apple. I thought it would be cool to have a picture of the Earth, but soon realized the image doesn’t rotate and is perpetually locked over the West Coast of the USA. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO THE WORLD THAN THIS, APPLE!
This will always be my favorite review of my book The Rule of Luck of all time. I like to look at it every once in a while so my ego doesn't inflate out of control. Thank you, Vivi12nd, for keeping me humble.
December 8, 2023 at 5:54 PM
This will always be my favorite review of my book The Rule of Luck of all time. I like to look at it every once in a while so my ego doesn't inflate out of control. Thank you, Vivi12nd, for keeping me humble.
The absolute WORST "Before" and "After" makeover I have ever seen.
October 29, 2023 at 2:02 PM
The absolute WORST "Before" and "After" makeover I have ever seen.
Imagine you have a brother and he's trying to explain to you how a bean bag toss works, but you're drunk, and you don't care.
October 22, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Imagine you have a brother and he's trying to explain to you how a bean bag toss works, but you're drunk, and you don't care.
If it’s not cheese, I’m not interested.
October 5, 2023 at 4:03 AM
If it’s not cheese, I’m not interested.
All I have ever wanted from life is to look this perfectly color coordinated.
September 19, 2023 at 2:10 PM
All I have ever wanted from life is to look this perfectly color coordinated.
I keep hearing noises behind me and keep worrying it’s my plant coming to kill me because I don’t love it enough.
September 6, 2023 at 2:03 PM
I keep hearing noises behind me and keep worrying it’s my plant coming to kill me because I don’t love it enough.