“Baby shoes (Nike Air)”

I’m concerned that the intermediate step of ‘I am holding the stinky trap’ might overshadow any subsequent successes.

Nat there is no outcome in which you will be happy with the results!!You could do a mega water blast if you (carefully!) fill the sink with boiling water and (carefully!) pull the plug. Bonus points if you can mix some baking soda in there.

Why then persecute me? With your unblemished heart?

You can’t defeat me: I have so much less to lose than you.

Yes.