International Man of Misery
@catbox.bsky.social
Cat-lover dogsbody.
To my knowledge there was at most five or six photographs taken of me this last year.
October 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
To my knowledge there was at most five or six photographs taken of me this last year.
After a few weeks of staring into the sun aimlessly I wrote something about my own small corner of the UK politics nightmare-scape.
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It is going to get worse before anything gets better.
I’m writing this from my little flat just outside of Sunderland in a state of suspended dread. In roughly seven months, the century-old…
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September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
After a few weeks of staring into the sun aimlessly I wrote something about my own small corner of the UK politics nightmare-scape.
medium.com/@cat-bennett...
medium.com/@cat-bennett...
It would be awful to be a fish and not like being soggy.
October 10, 2023 at 5:47 PM
It would be awful to be a fish and not like being soggy.
Breakfast is fine, lunch is ok, but dinner? Now you’re cookin’.
September 25, 2023 at 12:39 PM
Breakfast is fine, lunch is ok, but dinner? Now you’re cookin’.
Oh me? I run a macro-brewery.
There’s a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, I’ll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste.
There’s a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, I’ll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste.
September 21, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Oh me? I run a macro-brewery.
There’s a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, I’ll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste.
There’s a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, I’ll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste.
A and 4 are cousins. So are B and 3. 3 and 8 are siblings. 5000 is a distant father.
September 18, 2023 at 12:48 PM
A and 4 are cousins. So are B and 3. 3 and 8 are siblings. 5000 is a distant father.
Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find out he had been transformed into someone much hotter. His cantal tilt was improved and his jawline was more defined. He had predator eyes now. He had grown to a height above 6 foot.
September 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find out he had been transformed into someone much hotter. His cantal tilt was improved and his jawline was more defined. He had predator eyes now. He had grown to a height above 6 foot.
Post-op?
Pre-op?
All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op!
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Pre-op?
All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op!
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September 4, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Post-op?
Pre-op?
All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op!
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Pre-op?
All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op!
(Please like and subscribe for more truck humour.)
Is anxiety just pre-tsd?
August 14, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Is anxiety just pre-tsd?
Wish you were here?
I wish *I* was here.
I wish *I* was here.
August 12, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Wish you were here?
I wish *I* was here.
I wish *I* was here.
If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son - I’ve got 99 problems and am capable of empathy.
July 17, 2023 at 8:43 PM
If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son - I’ve got 99 problems and am capable of empathy.
I do not respect tennis. The net in the middle is exclusionary.
July 10, 2023 at 11:08 AM
I do not respect tennis. The net in the middle is exclusionary.
Clifford the Big Red Dog
July 7, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Clifford the Big Red Dog
I get so jealous when I see old people walking around. Blissful. No idea what a PDF is. Never heard a Take in their lives.
July 4, 2023 at 9:20 AM
I get so jealous when I see old people walking around. Blissful. No idea what a PDF is. Never heard a Take in their lives.
Clown school correspondence course.
July 3, 2023 at 11:22 AM
Clown school correspondence course.
Rapper who just got into productivity hacks: ‘she pomo on my doro for 25 minutes’
June 26, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Rapper who just got into productivity hacks: ‘she pomo on my doro for 25 minutes’
Finally I can post this without fear of reprisals.
June 20, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Finally I can post this without fear of reprisals.