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Had a long spell of not cooking much; and so I indulged my wife (and myself) in both dinner and dessert.
Close up shot of a plate of food, shredded Brussels sprouts, sliced Polska kielbasa with a mix of horseradish relish and mustard, and butter sautéed pierogi smothered with fried onions and a dollop of sour cream, all dusted with cracked black pepper. Near-macro shot of Ricciarelli cookies (chewy almond cookies, with a cracked and powdered-sugar covered surface) cooling on a parchment-covered baking sheet.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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@thebloggess.bsky.social Ho Ho Ho motherfucker. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Shamelessly stolen. #laughrule
June 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Stupid day during a stupid week of a stupid month with a lot of stupid news so wind the clock and drink and eat pizza with friends bc wtf else are you gonna do?
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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This is my little cousin Toby, who just won a gold medal for his orchid research at the Chelsea Flower Show in London!!!
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I made the world’s fucking BEST shepherd’s pie for dinner tonight.

(Cottage pie fine whatever. It was still delicious.)
An aluminum foil pan full of ground beef and vegetables, topped with mashed potatoes and shaved parmesan cheese. A white bowl-plate with a helping of shepherds pie, with a fork stuck in. A different angle of the same white bowl-plate with a helping of shepherds pie, with a fork stuck in.
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Today my pronouns are:

physical representation/of a fever dream

¡Alebrijes! ¡Alebrijes! ¡Alebrijes!
Highly-detailed, brightly-painted Mexican folk art wooden carving of a sitting cat with its tail sticking out.
March 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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#butts
A plastic cherub ornament hanging facing the opposite direction, bubblebutt facing the viewer.
March 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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And you! Joy to you!
The arched ceiling of Grand Central Station in NYC, made of green tiles with gold paintings of constellations, embedded with lights to depict the brightest stars
March 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Ah, @funranium.bsky.social! Phil gets it. Phil sees me.

Office butterflies for Phil.
Lacey copper butterfly cut-outs stuck to an otherwise featureless dungeon office wall.
March 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I don’t say this out of prescriptivist elitism! I say this for the same reason I would not call THIS chocolate
A jar of 100% raw unrefined cocoa butter
March 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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So many cookies! Mom’s Chocolate Chippers, nasty lotion bites, and oatmeal pistachio whoppers.
A round container of homemade chocolate chip cookies. A container full of homemade white chocolate chip and macadamia nut cookies A container of cookies made with oatmeal, malted milk balls, and pistachios.
March 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM