@catastrophejones.bsky.social
Never would’ve guessed. Wish someone could’ve predicted this.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Never would’ve guessed. Wish someone could’ve predicted this.
Not that you can read this anymore, Sir who just liked a bunch of my posts, but FYI: if you’re using GenAI, we’re probably not friends and I definitely don’t want to talk to you.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Not that you can read this anymore, Sir who just liked a bunch of my posts, but FYI: if you’re using GenAI, we’re probably not friends and I definitely don’t want to talk to you.
Had a long spell of not cooking much; and so I indulged my wife (and myself) in both dinner and dessert.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Had a long spell of not cooking much; and so I indulged my wife (and myself) in both dinner and dessert.
@thebloggess.bsky.social Ho Ho Ho motherfucker. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@thebloggess.bsky.social Ho Ho Ho motherfucker. 😂
3 hrs ago I was 10 minutes from bed.
Now, it’s 3am and I’m STILL at the emergency vet. The dog is alive and stable. This on top of the cat who has kidney failure. (Poor Eugene.)
I’m too old for this shit.
Now, it’s 3am and I’m STILL at the emergency vet. The dog is alive and stable. This on top of the cat who has kidney failure. (Poor Eugene.)
I’m too old for this shit.
October 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
3 hrs ago I was 10 minutes from bed.
Now, it’s 3am and I’m STILL at the emergency vet. The dog is alive and stable. This on top of the cat who has kidney failure. (Poor Eugene.)
I’m too old for this shit.
Now, it’s 3am and I’m STILL at the emergency vet. The dog is alive and stable. This on top of the cat who has kidney failure. (Poor Eugene.)
I’m too old for this shit.
Shana tovah!
September 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Shana tovah!
“Was” suicidal, because he’s dead now. GenAI misleads, misinforms, outright lies, and straight up kills. Some will read my words & think I’m being dramatic and to you folks, all I can say (aside from wishing you’d gouge out your own eyes so you can’t read my posts) is: I really fucking wish I were.
A Teen Was Suicidal. ChatGPT Was the Friend He Confided In.
www.nytimes.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“Was” suicidal, because he’s dead now. GenAI misleads, misinforms, outright lies, and straight up kills. Some will read my words & think I’m being dramatic and to you folks, all I can say (aside from wishing you’d gouge out your own eyes so you can’t read my posts) is: I really fucking wish I were.
😂 we stan a Tumblr legend
June 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
😂 we stan a Tumblr legend
I feel like the WHOLE 'live from Broadway' was a setup JUST FOR THAT LINE.
June 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I feel like the WHOLE 'live from Broadway' was a setup JUST FOR THAT LINE.
@thebloggess.bsky.social
Life, as in art — knock knock motherfucker
Life, as in art — knock knock motherfucker
May 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@thebloggess.bsky.social
Life, as in art — knock knock motherfucker
Life, as in art — knock knock motherfucker
We know about rule 34. What’s the number for “if there is a truly impossible and stupid take, someone believes in a conspiracy about it”?
I just discovered there’s a conspiracy theory that clowns are actually Nephilim manifestations.
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We know about rule 34. What’s the number for “if there is a truly impossible and stupid take, someone believes in a conspiracy about it”?
It combines, in the blood, with albumens
You could say Grape=Nuts steadies a man. Or you could say Grape=Nuts is apparently using a man as a human shield in a bank robbery
You seen this one? "There's a Reason" for grape=nuts. That reason is Grape=Nuts are jacked and will calm your nerves.
May 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It combines, in the blood, with albumens
Everything about this has me ready to day drink and die laugh-crying about the state of the world. I come to the internet for escapism. I need 2004 back, RIGHT NOW.
Meanwhile Stephen Miller is furiously subtweeting Musk on X
May 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Everything about this has me ready to day drink and die laugh-crying about the state of the world. I come to the internet for escapism. I need 2004 back, RIGHT NOW.
Stupid day during a stupid week of a stupid month with a lot of stupid news so wind the clock and drink and eat pizza with friends bc wtf else are you gonna do?
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stupid day during a stupid week of a stupid month with a lot of stupid news so wind the clock and drink and eat pizza with friends bc wtf else are you gonna do?
Reposted
hugh laurie is british for “big truck”
May 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
hugh laurie is british for “big truck”
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Regulations.gov
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May 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
GO HERE -- WRITE A COMMENT! SAVE COVID VAX REGULATIONS -- EVERYONE NEEDS THE VAX! PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. COMMENTS CLOSE VERY SOON!
This is my little cousin Toby, who just won a gold medal for his orchid research at the Chelsea Flower Show in London!!!
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is my little cousin Toby, who just won a gold medal for his orchid research at the Chelsea Flower Show in London!!!
I HAVE MY SENSE OF SMELL BACK.
May 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I HAVE MY SENSE OF SMELL BACK.
I learned this late, (like, right now, because sometimes I hide from the world under a rock), but for those of you who ALSO didn't know, ditch Spotify. They hosted the inaugural brunch and donated $150,000 to the ceremony. Vote with your wallet as much as you can afford to.
May 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I learned this late, (like, right now, because sometimes I hide from the world under a rock), but for those of you who ALSO didn't know, ditch Spotify. They hosted the inaugural brunch and donated $150,000 to the ceremony. Vote with your wallet as much as you can afford to.
That’s me with effect/affect.
I always have to check if I'm using compliment/complement correctly. The weird thing is, I always am, but I have to check. And then I see that yes, I am using it right. But I still have to check the next time.
May 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
That’s me with effect/affect.
Got a sinus infection from horrible allergies, and have now lost my sense of smell. (No, it isn't COVID; I've tested and tested and tested) -- hopefully it comes back. Eating is almost disgusting without a sense of smell.
May 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Got a sinus infection from horrible allergies, and have now lost my sense of smell. (No, it isn't COVID; I've tested and tested and tested) -- hopefully it comes back. Eating is almost disgusting without a sense of smell.
Hyperventilating. My wife forced (readers-she coaxed, lovingly, the feral gremlin I am) me to sign up for something good and fun for me that I've been putting off for, oh, EVER.
Awesomest bday present yet, and I might have a stroke bc now I *have* to do it bc I just threw $$$$$ at it.
Brain, WHY?
Awesomest bday present yet, and I might have a stroke bc now I *have* to do it bc I just threw $$$$$ at it.
Brain, WHY?
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hyperventilating. My wife forced (readers-she coaxed, lovingly, the feral gremlin I am) me to sign up for something good and fun for me that I've been putting off for, oh, EVER.
Awesomest bday present yet, and I might have a stroke bc now I *have* to do it bc I just threw $$$$$ at it.
Brain, WHY?
Awesomest bday present yet, and I might have a stroke bc now I *have* to do it bc I just threw $$$$$ at it.
Brain, WHY?
Mapped out the whole novel (with my wife who should be canonized), found some good places for edits, promptly having an existential crisis which I am resolving with *brilliant* *genius* thought:
IF I NEVER FINISH IT, I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY IT SUCKS HA HA JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
IF I NEVER FINISH IT, I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY IT SUCKS HA HA JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
May 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Mapped out the whole novel (with my wife who should be canonized), found some good places for edits, promptly having an existential crisis which I am resolving with *brilliant* *genius* thought:
IF I NEVER FINISH IT, I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY IT SUCKS HA HA JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
IF I NEVER FINISH IT, I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY IT SUCKS HA HA JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER.