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Nicole DeWitt
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Biopunk girl, ex-astrophysicist, aspiring smokeshow.
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im nicole! i occasionally have gay thoughts that could have been one (1) post which i instead turn into trans lesbian story threads.

i collect them here for convenience (…mostly mine)
update: blue shield not only approved all my requested procedures but approved them at *in network rates*???!

the catch ofc being that they suspiciously backdated the approval to the date of their denial instead of the date of my request, which just so happens to exclude my surgery date 😑
got a response from blue shield that is best described as “yes you were right about everything please stop calling us transphobic hacks who didnt even read your prior authorization request even though its totally true please it was a total oopsie we’re so sorry please 😞”
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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They're calling it the most transgender line ever said by a cis character
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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going onto the squenix store, buying lightning returns and only lightning returns, and appending this picture to the order so they know why
The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
girl who voice trains not bc she has voice dysphoria but bc she wants her neck to look cunty
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
tfw you go to pick up where you left off writing last night only to see you actually finished and completely forgot about it
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
wake up brain new yuri idea just dropped
fuck now i want to read a story about two women besties getting pulled into their favorite guilty pleasure otome game and having to help each other deal with the all the demented men constantly pursuing them and demanding all their time
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
okay okay one more thing that annoys me in a lot of hetmantasy: why dont these women have friends?!? why are the only people they hang out with men who are sexually attracted to them?? thats weird! and not how the vast majority of straight women behave!!
tho i will say, so much hetslop romantasy concluding with “the woman uses her pivotal role in the story to uphold immoral and abusive systems of power but like theres a nice(r) guy in charge now and he loves her so its fine!” played a big role in getting me to start writing (out of pure frustration)
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
just remember: if my writing ever torments you or someone you care about, its the straights fault!
tho i will say, so much hetslop romantasy concluding with “the woman uses her pivotal role in the story to uphold immoral and abusive systems of power but like theres a nice(r) guy in charge now and he loves her so its fine!” played a big role in getting me to start writing (out of pure frustration)
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i was radicalized into transfemicommunism by the comment section of remarried empress
as a hetslop romantasy enjoyer it really is a shame just how many hetslop romantasy readers are fascists in denial
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
honestly think trump believes being mayor of new york is cooler than being president of the united states
like hes literally intercepting a reporters question bc he doesnt want it to harsh the vibe hes feeling with the soon-to-be-holder of the highest office in the land (mayor of new york city) 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
wish all those het manga where the ml says “heh, what an interesting girl” after the fl openly disrespects him would follow their premise to its logical conclusion: her publicly degrading him while worships at her feet like a dog
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
my mom told me not to be gender essentialist after i said “no ill leave that to the boys” when asked if i was gonna get into magic cards like my brothers, so i had to explain to her how i would actually be upholding a different regressive stereotype if i did get into magic
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I wonder if tech creeps are gonna do what the automotive industry did when they invented the crime of jaywalking to shift the blame for safety issues onto the public
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
guy who has a deep irrationally intense fear of learning fortran
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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“The idea that teenage girls are not only stumbling blocks for their male peers but also sources of temptation for adult men is the darkest and most dangerous point of convergence between purity culture and rape culture.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-barely-l...
The Barely Legal Type: Purity Culture, Rape Culture, and America’s Lose-Lose Proposition for Girls
The very parts of American culture that claim to promote teen abstinence and sexual purity operate on a parallel logic to the rape culture that enables the darkest misogynistic violence against women.
www.liberalcurrents.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
trans woman who thinks her four-year-old cis daughter is an unprecedented genius bc it only took her four years to figure out shes a girl
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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happy trans day of remaining the fuck alive
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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there is also the argument that, and this one has helped me before, if you are indeed a worthless idiot you are likely wrong about everything including the idea that the world would be better off without you. and really, do you want to base such a personally impactful decision on an idiots judgment?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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i love women
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i have heard everyones pleas for more yuri and i am proud to announce that i am almost finished with the next update, which focuses on [checks notes] a straight woman straighting...? uh. well. hrm. im sure itll be fine.. probably
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
“would you like to use writing tools?”

sorry are you asking me if id like to use my fingers??
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM