Number 1 Bird Fan
@cataquack.bsky.social
Zach, 33, CT. If you like marvel comics and pictures of birds, you're talking to the right guy
ok, first of all? he jump from tree to tree. so jot that down
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok, first of all? he jump from tree to tree. so jot that down
going into hysterics because the comments on the preview of the first 5 minutes of stranger things final season is FULL of bot traffic all talking about epic it is that will byers is jumping from tree to tree. you called him weak but he was jumping from tree to tree!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
going into hysterics because the comments on the preview of the first 5 minutes of stranger things final season is FULL of bot traffic all talking about epic it is that will byers is jumping from tree to tree. you called him weak but he was jumping from tree to tree!!!!!
Hedda was an advanced screening of a secret movie and i was going insane the whole time
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hedda was an advanced screening of a secret movie and i was going insane the whole time
sorry but this sort of paranoid and delusional thinking should absolutely never be posted online. have some self respect. this is for the group chat and/or your spouse. you really mean to tell me you think you have an irrevocable trademark to "WELCOME TO [LOCATION]"?
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
sorry but this sort of paranoid and delusional thinking should absolutely never be posted online. have some self respect. this is for the group chat and/or your spouse. you really mean to tell me you think you have an irrevocable trademark to "WELCOME TO [LOCATION]"?
cherrypicking like 3 responses to your viral bad take so you can construct a narrative that backs you up: It Just Works
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
cherrypicking like 3 responses to your viral bad take so you can construct a narrative that backs you up: It Just Works
Need whoever is responsible for this freak to go into permanent exile
September 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Need whoever is responsible for this freak to go into permanent exile
based Gretchen
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
based Gretchen
my favorite part of the metroid prime 4 trailer was during the clearly-tacked-on open-world biking material when they do a big zoom out to show the scale of the world and it is literally completely empty
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my favorite part of the metroid prime 4 trailer was during the clearly-tacked-on open-world biking material when they do a big zoom out to show the scale of the world and it is literally completely empty
Gotta be one of the funniest ledes of all time. "Yes, we're only talking about this because someone acted like an insane asshole. But...what if he was right?"
August 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Gotta be one of the funniest ledes of all time. "Yes, we're only talking about this because someone acted like an insane asshole. But...what if he was right?"
strange to me that the main focus of this article is a (very fucked up and sad) story about a man going to "meet" an AI chatbot in real life and suffering an unrelated accident on the way to the train, and not "it is official and explicit meta policy that chatbots be able to sext with 13 year olds"
August 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
strange to me that the main focus of this article is a (very fucked up and sad) story about a man going to "meet" an AI chatbot in real life and suffering an unrelated accident on the way to the train, and not "it is official and explicit meta policy that chatbots be able to sext with 13 year olds"
New Guadagnino joint taking place in new haven and being filled with stupid little set dressing details for townies is huge for me personally. Like yeah man I've been to that shitty comic store!! The employees are all mean and everything is polybagged so you can't flip through it!!
July 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
New Guadagnino joint taking place in new haven and being filled with stupid little set dressing details for townies is huge for me personally. Like yeah man I've been to that shitty comic store!! The employees are all mean and everything is polybagged so you can't flip through it!!
this is so fucking crazy dude. they made grok antisemtic AND it will gladly explain any nazi dogwhistles it uses upon request. someone needs to shoot x headquarters with a giant space laser at this point
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
this is so fucking crazy dude. they made grok antisemtic AND it will gladly explain any nazi dogwhistles it uses upon request. someone needs to shoot x headquarters with a giant space laser at this point
once again wearing my "you are not immune to doctored quotes specifically edited on social media to remove context and make you mad" t-shirt
June 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
once again wearing my "you are not immune to doctored quotes specifically edited on social media to remove context and make you mad" t-shirt
Also completely forgot about the existence of the Todd McFarlane original character developed specially for this game, Necrid. Like lmao yeah this dude does look like his name would be Necrid
June 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Also completely forgot about the existence of the Todd McFarlane original character developed specially for this game, Necrid. Like lmao yeah this dude does look like his name would be Necrid
How I imagine the devs of blue prince expect me to react when my game crashes: it's ok I'll just manipulate probability somehow so that I can get the precise combination of items, rooms and resources that allowed me to make this ostensibly permanent progress
How I'm actually reacting:
How I'm actually reacting:
May 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How I imagine the devs of blue prince expect me to react when my game crashes: it's ok I'll just manipulate probability somehow so that I can get the precise combination of items, rooms and resources that allowed me to make this ostensibly permanent progress
How I'm actually reacting:
How I'm actually reacting:
It was this guy! I thought it was a thrush of some kind—common mistake—but it is actually an Ovenbird, which is a type of warbler! Managed to get a few pics while he scuttled around
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It was this guy! I thought it was a thrush of some kind—common mistake—but it is actually an Ovenbird, which is a type of warbler! Managed to get a few pics while he scuttled around
lol well fuck me i guess. but in japan it's selling for 60 dollars equivalent in yen, meaning this is absolutely because of tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
lol well fuck me i guess. but in japan it's selling for 60 dollars equivalent in yen, meaning this is absolutely because of tariffs
Also, this really sums it up. This really doesn't hold up to even a shred of scrutiny!
March 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Also, this really sums it up. This really doesn't hold up to even a shred of scrutiny!
can you believe i got all of these pics on my walk today? and these are just the ones i've finished editing!!!
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
can you believe i got all of these pics on my walk today? and these are just the ones i've finished editing!!!