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We have signed books! catandgirl.com/attic-shoppe/
Books and butter
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Waiter, there's an oligarchy in my meritocracy
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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We have zines in the attic shoppe! catandgirl.com/attic-shoppe/
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Eight years ago today
Cat and Girl stand by a car stranded on the road, smoke pouring our from under its hood. "How many times do you try and fix a car," says Girl, "before toy start walking?" "My sweater's in the car" says Cat, shivering. "The whole system's complicit!" says Girl. She walks. She walks on. "And the car is named capitalism." "I GOT THAT" says Cat.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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For professional things made and sold by professionals with professional guidelines on how to get your order before the holidays please direct your attention to Topatoco! Isn't there someone in your live who needs a novelty Ozymandias trophy? topatoco.com/collections/...
Baubles for sale at Topatoco
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The increasingly half-hearted Cat and Girl holiday store is now up! Your once or twice a year chance to get personalized items, my once or twice a year chance to clear up some closet space. Will this be the year someone buys the licorice eyebrows tin? catandgirl.com/attic-shoppe/
A whole mess of zines akimbo on a kitchen table
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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We're off to see the boss class 🎶
"The greatest trick the boss class ever pulled," says Girl, "was making management its own area of study - creating a class of people whose only BUSINESS is BUSINESS." Cat runs up behind her on the yellow brick road as she remains engrossed in her own thoughts. "And if there's no skill-based barrier to entry in this elite then their in-group social cohesion becomes paramount to maintaining their privilege." "The second greatest trick was to cast a boss class as inevitable," says Cat. "They HAVE to cover for each other," Girl says, "it's the only skill they have!" "So the question is why them," says Cat. "The third greatest trick" says Girl. "-instead of why ANYONE" says Cat. Giel pauses, sad and ashamed. "They got my nose," she says. "They could be pulling coins out of our ears!" Says Cat.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Happy Black Friday to all who celebrate
"THANKSGIVING or BLACK FRIDAY" says Girl as she and Cat walk along. "Which is the REAL American holiday?" Asks a blue creature emerging from the bush. "Aah!," yells Cat. "It's HOARY CLICHE and its brother HAIRY CLICHE." The blue creature and now its orange, hairy double continue their dirge. "One celebrates fellowship - and one celebrates commerce. One celebrates broken promises - and one celebrates the hollow, fleeting joy of the consumer. One celebrates the destruction of civilizations in pursuit of the right to call an occupied land a blank slate - and one celebrates the forests, the waters, the human lives lost or cut short in our rapacious quest to PRODUCE MORE THINGS - You know we're right!" "That's the worst part" mutters Girl, her arms crossed. "One celebrates a massacre - an one celebrates a massacre!" DING goes Cat's phone. "Ooooh, sale!" "How much?" asks Hoary Cliche. "I need razors" says Hairy Cliche. "Ugh" says Girl. "You're very hard to buy presents for," says Cat. Girl has had enough and walks off, hands aloft - "I know what I like!" Cat and the cliches watch as she leaves. Cat looks back down at his phone. "Nothing!" Yells Girl in the distance. "What are you guys up to later" asks Cat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Those clowns at the ice cream factory
"I love the ice cream factory!" Says Girl, walking out with a towering ice cream cone. "It's REAL - the ice cream - and the people who make the ice cream - and the people who enjoy the ice cream. And management is a thin layer of abstraction working with money and numbers to keep the ice cream factory making ice cream." "Did you hear about the whipped cream factory that merged with the sprinkles warehouse"" asks Cat. Girl frets. "And when a boss works their way up from the factory floor - they know ICE CREAM. But when the boss comes from upper management at a chain go privatized hospitals - they know MANAGEMENT!" "They had to work SUNDAES," says Cat. "And then the management and finance and the numbers that need to go up," continues Girl, "are the REAL important things." "Until the factory was shut down," grimaces Cat. "And the business is a fungible abstraction whose primary purpose is - not to make ice cream - but to move numbers," says Girl. "And the company reconstituted itself as a real estate trust" says Cat as his ice cream melts. "Anyway they all lost their pensions." Girl looks at her melted ice cream. "I thought this tasted like real estate."
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Into the Bucket-Verse
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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"About the old castle" Nov. 7 2017
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Horror Stories for After Halloween
HORROR STORIES for AFTER HALLOWEEN "The horrible noises were coming from behind a velvet curtain at the end of the long, dark hallway," Grrrl says. Cat says "Sisyphus was cursed to roll a boulder up a hill - every day -" "They advanced toward it slowly, quietly," Grrrl says, "grabbed hold of the curtain and pulled it aside, only to reveal-" "Most people would rather have a worse life with high status than a lower status life in a world that's better for everyone," says Boy. "Then on day his boss said," relays Cat, "'It's time to return to the office! We can all work so much better when we're in the same place!'" "dddddddiiSSSSsssssscourssssssssssse" says Bad Decision Dinosaur. "THE GENOCIDE THAT POWER IS BUILT ON!" Says Grrrrl. "'Wow you weren't supposed to see that' one guy said." "So Sisyphus rolled his boulder up the office fire stairs" says Cat. "Then his boss hired a new team based in India and asked Sisyphus to show them 'how you do that boulder stuff'." "But everyone in charge was mostly fine with it" says Grrrl. Girl says "As Gregor Sansa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found he had become his job."
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Trick or treat! October 31 2017
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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It's the time of the monsters!
IT'S THE TIME OF THE MONSTERS Frankenstein and the vampire sit at a bar drinking. "Pffft," says the vampire. "You call THEM monsters? In my day you were CURSED to walk among the nightmares! You barely have to PAY these people!" Frankenstein puts an arm around his buddy. "Me buy candy." "Where is the imagination," the vampire says, "where is the pride in craft?" "Cost THIS MUCH" says Frankenstein, holding out his hands. "You used to pick a target and spend WEEKS bewitching them," the vampire says. "My say - AM ON PACKAGE" says Frankenstein, his eyes wide. "But I guess the ol' vampire bit just doesn't SCALE!" Yells the vampire. Frankenstein puts his head down. "No recognize." "Give me Booberry over one hundred ICE agents every day," the vampire continues, "he might not have scared too many kids, but that was a guy you could count on to pick you up after a colonoscopy!" Later they both sing tearfully, arm in arm, to the Monster Mash. The vampire sniffs and puts on his coat. Frankenstein checks his phone as they head out of the bar. "The world is a scary place" says the vampire, heading into the dark. "Should give Booberry a call," says Frankenstein.
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Powers of ten.
Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten years? / Cat: Eating lunch! / Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten miles? / Cat: Eating lunch at the gyro place / Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten degrees / Cat: Pouring my liquid assets into the sweet tea economy / Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten seconds? / Cat: Unconsciously accepting an accelerating level of background violence / Girl: Where do you see yourself ten years ago? / Cat: Wasting time / Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten months? / Cat: Looking back on the present as wasted time / Girl: Where do you see yourself now? / Cat: Just trying to get by - minute by minute / Girl: Where do you see yourself in one hundred years? / Cat: Being tortured for all eternity by a super-intelligent color field for not doing my part to bring a super-intelligent color field into existence - ROTHKO'S BASILISK / Girl: Where do you see yourself in one hundred degrees? / Cat: Toiling ceaselessly in the Lord's caverns in exchange for a thin gruel of amaranth and Fritos - everyone in the caves knows me as the funny guy! / Girl: Where do you see yourself in one thousand years? / Cat: Perfectly preserved in a peat bog! / Girl: When are we going to industrialize the peasantry? / Cat: After lunch!
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Cat and Girl vs the Merfolk
Cat and Girl walk down a bust street. Splash! Girl wades into the water. "How long have we been wet?" Cat asks. "Always-", replies Girl, "you weren't paying attention." "I guess I just got used to it" says Cat. "Is it getting deeper? Should we worry"? They wade further in. "It's OK," says Girl, "class is fluid." "I should have brought galoshes," Cat says. "Personal responsibility can only go so far" replies Girl. "It's all we can do to keep our own heads above water." "What's below the water," Cat wonders. "I should have brought my scuba gear" Girl says. "Personal responsibility can only go so far" says Cat. BUB BUB BUB, he sticks his head in the water. "Eventually the layers of sediment," Girl says, "hardens into caste." "WOW you don't want to be in there" says Cat. The water arounds them hardens, and they are stick in place. They look at the wasteland around them. A hand with a coffee cup peeks out of the newly hardened ground. A hat sits on a mound. "Looks OK up here" Girl says. Cat looks over - "Ooooh free hat!"
October 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"Autumn Leaves" October 10.2017
October 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"Matter and Antimatter" October 3 2017
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Found a TV on the side of the road!
Really scoring at the thrift store in Maine. It was half off chairs day, we should have bought a chair
September 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The past is never dead.
On the old highway - past the collapsed bridge - by the abandoned mall - and the old Covid testing site - in the abandoned addition to the abandoned mall - inside the abandoned Pandora Jewelry - there is a box. Cat and Girl approach a chest. They open it - "It's just jewelry!" says Cat. Girl looks inside. "Everything else escaped." "Well where am I gonna find MISFORTUNE?" Cat asks. They leave. "We could try the Jamba Juice" Girl says. "For an OVERPRICE ground bones of the state's enemies smoothie?" Says Cat. "NO THANKS."
September 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The doctor said eat more fish
The doctor said eat more fish, and we like fish, so we listened to that part
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Past the tipping point
What's the point of going to the doctor if they're just going to find something wrong with you
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"The Gift-Givers" September 26 2017
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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In the air.
When you don't watch any movies all movies seem pretty good
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM