Cat Wrangler (Terrible at his job)
@cat-wrangler.bsky.social
He/Him, servant of two cats who totally bully me by kicking me off my pillow at night
The crown reminds me of Jughead from Archie and I bet he’d give out cigarettes to kids in the canon comic
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The crown reminds me of Jughead from Archie and I bet he’d give out cigarettes to kids in the canon comic
I had a neighbor yell at me that “[my] weeds are touching [her] garden” despite the fact that there was a foot wide block of wood between the yards but I have to admit that ya’ll got me soundly beat
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I had a neighbor yell at me that “[my] weeds are touching [her] garden” despite the fact that there was a foot wide block of wood between the yards but I have to admit that ya’ll got me soundly beat
Let they without a crazy neighbor cast the first stone
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Let they without a crazy neighbor cast the first stone
I wonder if there’s a market for accounts with certain numbers of followers or whatnot. Sell an account with 10k followers to an ad company and they can advertise their mangosteens or whatever junk they want to sell.
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I wonder if there’s a market for accounts with certain numbers of followers or whatnot. Sell an account with 10k followers to an ad company and they can advertise their mangosteens or whatever junk they want to sell.
That dude owes you so much money for all that work you put in
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
That dude owes you so much money for all that work you put in
I’m not an economist either but the summary at the end is pretty clear cut in that “market is overvalued, this valuation climb doesn’t go on forever, prepare for crap returns on stock investment”.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m not an economist either but the summary at the end is pretty clear cut in that “market is overvalued, this valuation climb doesn’t go on forever, prepare for crap returns on stock investment”.
Happens to the best of us, hang in there. The robo titty isn’t real, it can’t hurt you!
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happens to the best of us, hang in there. The robo titty isn’t real, it can’t hurt you!
I cap my pervert ballrooms at $250M, though I can appreciate your generosity in these trying times
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I cap my pervert ballrooms at $250M, though I can appreciate your generosity in these trying times
Still don’t understand why they’re remaking a game they already remade with the MCC but I guess I’m not an uncreative, greedy idiot.
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Still don’t understand why they’re remaking a game they already remade with the MCC but I guess I’m not an uncreative, greedy idiot.
We got someone in Dormont who has attempted to spell “snitching” like 4 times on random stop signs around the area and has yet to pull it off.
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We got someone in Dormont who has attempted to spell “snitching” like 4 times on random stop signs around the area and has yet to pull it off.
They want to kill the brand that bad?
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They want to kill the brand that bad?
I’m back in the market after a surprise layoff pushed by the PE firm running the company. This is my second layoff in 3 years, and yeah I agree the market is bleak.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m back in the market after a surprise layoff pushed by the PE firm running the company. This is my second layoff in 3 years, and yeah I agree the market is bleak.
Booooo, but also, good pun.
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Booooo, but also, good pun.
I think his campaign owes you thousands already for these baller memes, he should Venmo you or smth
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I think his campaign owes you thousands already for these baller memes, he should Venmo you or smth
Didn’t realize I was becoming famous in the ‘burgh
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Didn’t realize I was becoming famous in the ‘burgh
What a shame. I’m guessing they ran the stop sign or just flat out didn’t look, either way the city needs to nail this driver to the wall over this.
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What a shame. I’m guessing they ran the stop sign or just flat out didn’t look, either way the city needs to nail this driver to the wall over this.
EA will be hollowed out and dead within 2 years. PE kills everything it touches because that’s how they make their money.
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
EA will be hollowed out and dead within 2 years. PE kills everything it touches because that’s how they make their money.
Oh boy, I can’t wait to clean up vibe-coded spreadsheets and SQL queries.
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh boy, I can’t wait to clean up vibe-coded spreadsheets and SQL queries.
Well I lost a bet as I thought he wouldn’t react to soul trap at all
October 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well I lost a bet as I thought he wouldn’t react to soul trap at all
I’ve been blissfully ignorant of the news lately. I’m guessing that another CEO justified mass layoffs for profits after devs completed a game?
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’ve been blissfully ignorant of the news lately. I’m guessing that another CEO justified mass layoffs for profits after devs completed a game?
Brendel I believe in you and your just cause, you’ll find success and true love
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Brendel I believe in you and your just cause, you’ll find success and true love
I’m wondering what they’ll be angrier over: the people mocking Kirk, or the bystanders who didn’t know/care about Kirk and don’t get the joke?
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’m wondering what they’ll be angrier over: the people mocking Kirk, or the bystanders who didn’t know/care about Kirk and don’t get the joke?
Iirc the side effects from too much ivermectin is shedding your intestinal lining which sounds pretty horrifying even if it isn’t fatal
September 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Iirc the side effects from too much ivermectin is shedding your intestinal lining which sounds pretty horrifying even if it isn’t fatal