Cat Wrangler (Terrible at his job)
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He/Him, servant of two cats who totally bully me by kicking me off my pillow at night
Saw pro-Trump posts on LinkedIn and now I have a pretty solid list of businesses and potential employers to avoid at all costs.
In the words of a great man “…I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
In the words of a great man “…I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Saw pro-Trump posts on LinkedIn and now I have a pretty solid list of businesses and potential employers to avoid at all costs.
In the words of a great man “…I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
In the words of a great man “…I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
Nothing can kill your ambition to start your own business faster than dealing with the public on Facebook Marketplace. God save humanity.
July 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nothing can kill your ambition to start your own business faster than dealing with the public on Facebook Marketplace. God save humanity.
Been seeing a lot of misspellings of “snitching” in the Dormont/Brookline area of Pittsburgh, eventually they’ll have to get it right.
July 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Been seeing a lot of misspellings of “snitching” in the Dormont/Brookline area of Pittsburgh, eventually they’ll have to get it right.
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i love that ghost rider's superpowers are riding a motorcycle and making people feel really shitty
July 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i love that ghost rider's superpowers are riding a motorcycle and making people feel really shitty
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In these trying times I haven’t been able to gain any real insight on my life but I somehow have come to better appreciate art and fashion. It’s like walking into a bar and coming out with bomb-ass ice cream. Not sure how that happened but it owns.
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In these trying times I haven’t been able to gain any real insight on my life but I somehow have come to better appreciate art and fashion. It’s like walking into a bar and coming out with bomb-ass ice cream. Not sure how that happened but it owns.
Things you say to the news when you want them to believe it’s extra extra true
May 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Things you say to the news when you want them to believe it’s extra extra true
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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
Hot take but if an organization or person is punishing you for speaking out against the ongoing violence and cruelty in Palestine (or anywhere), it’s because said organization / person is horrible and evil.
Looking at you, NYU.
Looking at you, NYU.
May 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hot take but if an organization or person is punishing you for speaking out against the ongoing violence and cruelty in Palestine (or anywhere), it’s because said organization / person is horrible and evil.
Looking at you, NYU.
Looking at you, NYU.
We’re living in the dril “racism dial” tweet but it’s randomly assigning tariffs and looking for approval.
May 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
We’re living in the dril “racism dial” tweet but it’s randomly assigning tariffs and looking for approval.
Can’t believe Vance straight up killed the pope like that, what the hell. #jdvancekilledthepope
April 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can’t believe Vance straight up killed the pope like that, what the hell. #jdvancekilledthepope
Bought a parrot to try to teach it to belt out the “Dinosaucers” theme song and apparently parrots can die from shame.
April 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Bought a parrot to try to teach it to belt out the “Dinosaucers” theme song and apparently parrots can die from shame.
“Burning coal to fuel AI power needs” is a process so futile and awful to everyone that I can’t think of a metaphor dumber than “burning coal to fuel AI power needs”.
April 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Burning coal to fuel AI power needs” is a process so futile and awful to everyone that I can’t think of a metaphor dumber than “burning coal to fuel AI power needs”.
Happy Un-Retirement Day to those who have their savings in a 401(k).
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Happy Un-Retirement Day to those who have their savings in a 401(k).
A remake of “A Christmas Story” but in 2025 Ralphie wants a 50 caliber rifle and he ends up blowing out the engine block of the family car.
March 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A remake of “A Christmas Story” but in 2025 Ralphie wants a 50 caliber rifle and he ends up blowing out the engine block of the family car.
So uh anyone else just getting hung up on when trying to call @fetterman.senate.gov ‘s office to comment on the (god awful) CR that will usher in a new age of fascism under Trump? Feeling very represented right now.
March 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So uh anyone else just getting hung up on when trying to call @fetterman.senate.gov ‘s office to comment on the (god awful) CR that will usher in a new age of fascism under Trump? Feeling very represented right now.
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Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked
Anyone have a good mind-altering drug of sorts that can help alleviate the endless shame of being a US citizen? Alcohol only goes so far anymore.
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Anyone have a good mind-altering drug of sorts that can help alleviate the endless shame of being a US citizen? Alcohol only goes so far anymore.
We Americans might not be the brightest people but there are a few of us out there that know how to crank out a winner.
Someone vandalized the sign at Trump National Golf Club Washington D.C. in Sterling, Virginia.
It now reads "Fat Nixon."
🤣
It now reads "Fat Nixon."
🤣
March 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We Americans might not be the brightest people but there are a few of us out there that know how to crank out a winner.
Still convinced the only ethical use for AI is to visually and audibly replace gold in the discovery channel “Gold Rush” show with corn. If humanity is screwed we may as well mess with the aliens who inevitably discover our dead planet.
March 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Still convinced the only ethical use for AI is to visually and audibly replace gold in the discovery channel “Gold Rush” show with corn. If humanity is screwed we may as well mess with the aliens who inevitably discover our dead planet.
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
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Remember folks! The FAA, underfunded before Musk, is also in charge of licensing and monitoring Air Craft Maintenance; not just the ATCs. Wonder who the co president is firing now!
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Remember folks! The FAA, underfunded before Musk, is also in charge of licensing and monitoring Air Craft Maintenance; not just the ATCs. Wonder who the co president is firing now!
Elon Musk’s Nazi salute got me looking into stuff like mutual funds and ETFs that don’t have Tesla and now I’ve learned Tesla stock is like a cockroach that you can’t get rid of.
It’s no wonder the jagoff is so rich.
It’s no wonder the jagoff is so rich.
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Elon Musk’s Nazi salute got me looking into stuff like mutual funds and ETFs that don’t have Tesla and now I’ve learned Tesla stock is like a cockroach that you can’t get rid of.
It’s no wonder the jagoff is so rich.
It’s no wonder the jagoff is so rich.
Update: Dell laptop made it back from hell, told me that Ronald Reagan says hello to America.
January 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Update: Dell laptop made it back from hell, told me that Ronald Reagan says hello to America.