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Abe
@casualwarlock.bsky.social
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Bear seek seek lest
Whenever someone tells me a story from their childhood, I imagine their adult head on a child's body like the flashback scenes in the George Lopez sitcom
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
One of the worst things about generative AI is that, back in the day, if you wanted to make a shitpost about pregnant Shrek then you had to open up photoshop and put the work in. What pride is there in having a robot do that for you?
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I love my friends so much
June 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Taking over touchtunes and queueing up Majula Theme: 10hr Loop
June 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Every time I try to do a non-strength run in Elden Ring, I can hear the greatsword yelling at me like the green goblin mask from the minute I enter Caelid
June 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
How sick would it be to see The Pope walking around The Vatican in a Bears jersey?
May 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Never kill yourself
May 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dark Souls 2 is a spring game
Elden Ring is a summer game
Bloodborne is a fall game
Dark Souls 1 is a winter game
April 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This morning, we let the venti iced lavender matcha latte talk
April 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Abe
First Day of Spring 2025 be like
March 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just found out Fergie isn't in The Black Eyed Peas anymore. Don't text
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Saving up my mileage points 🙏🛩☀️⛱️
February 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
2011 was one of the best years ever for music
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Wouldst thou like to live mas?
December 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
It's chrimbus eve
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Bereft has gotta be one of my top ten words. Goes hard whenever I see it used.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Temperature went above 10 degrees and my ass was like "damn it's pretty nice out"
December 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Going to the Bath & Body Works candle sale tomorrow hoping they don't have any woke scented ones
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Was playing Magic with friends yesterday, and a Passion Pit song came on, and for a brief moment, it was 2013 again
November 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
What's a guy gotta do to get some self-actualization around here?
November 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM