He struck first and he struck hard. Shock and awe tactics all the way bro

aw man, I was gonna try that out soon. AI go awaaaaay

sounds exactly like something from your shop lmao

Reminds me of the time when I went to urgent care with an earache and some cold systems and the doctor went "oh wow, that's about to burst." looking at my eardrum

Me: ????????

I definitely never expected "omnipresent OTC pain relief medicine" would be one of the things this admin had it out for

I was just pondering "how do we center them while also giving them the privacy they absolutely deserve?" but I think this correction is an excellent first step. Stop saying underage girls like it's some sort of hey step bro porn and start punching people in the face with the actual bones of it.

In 1974 no less!!

you may think you’re a hater, but most of you (and this includes me) would have to think long and hard about turning down ten fucking mil to pursue your lifelong dream of hating

I internalized all that "you should be genuine and authentic or you're Bad" real deeply for a long time. It felt horrible to feel like it was lose-lose. Either I navigated social situations more smoothly while "lying" or I was Authentic & no one liked that lol

They've either never worked a job where you had to interact with customers or don't think about it. Even if you're mostly being yourself and consider yourself friendly with a "regular" there are still things you won't say and do because Customer.

he is an artiste. he is an ac-tor. he is Method.

I know that being able to sift through information to find the relevant points is a skill but sometimes I don't have to do any sifting.

I wish I was him

his big fuck you grin at Take reminded me of SOME horror movie type thing that I can't put my finger on and it's going to drive me nuts.