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The Castriff Sky
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Some guy with opinions on webcomics and movies, I guess. I dunno. Who's asking?
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I participated in #makeaterriblecomicday2025 and all I got was this lousy comic
I have this recurring dream. [close up on terribly drawn woman's face, eye closed] I'm in space... [close up on terribly drawn woman's face, eye open] And this huge ship is headed straight for me. [distant shot of terribly drawn spaceship] I don't have a way to avoid it. I don't even have a spacesuit on. [full body shot of terribly drawn woman in three-piece suit and platform heels] It's out of control. [slightly less distant shot of terribly drawn spaceship] [wide shot of terribly drawn spaceship in foreground hurtling toward terribly drawn woman, with terribly drawn Earth in the background] It's enormous. When it hits me, I'll die. In an instant. But there's a voice in my head, telling me to stay still. "You're not dying here," the voice says. "You can't die." "You still have a prophecy to fulfill."
June 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Me watching the writers turn King Bumi into an absolute sadsack for no real reason:
Vito Corleone: "Look how they massacred my boy"
March 17, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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There are approximately one million videos on Youtube consisting of mashups of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" and I think — hold on post canceled IT IS SNOWING ON GOOGLE
Picture of a Google search page on Android showing results for Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" with animated snowflakes falling onscreen. I didn't do that, Google did. Google devs, you crazy diamonds, what will you come up with next?
December 14, 2023 at 2:38 PM