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Veteran Game Dev - Kerberos Productions / game developer, writer / Magnus Class Robot Fighter, 1st rank, CDN. Opinions are my own.
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Of all the things I have myself fixed on my vehicle, the disintegrating fob case was not one I expected. But here we are. (pats self on back)
A shiny and new looking, black key fob. It has a panic button, a lock button, an unlock button, and a remote start button. A secret, just for you alt text users - my vehicle doesn’t have remote start, I just couldn’t find a case without the button for it. It doesn’t keep my fob from working and maybe one day it will foil the theft of my car, as the thief runs around a mall parking lot, clicking furiously and cursing, “Why won’t it start?!”
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween
A student in a letterman’s jacket and his three, crime-fighting, monster buddies - Wolfman, Dracula, and Frankenstein - pose for a picture in a castle basement.
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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GUYS! GUYS! SHUT UP! GUYS!

TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!
Promotional photo from the movie, with Jekyll standing next to Hyde, both wearing matching suits.
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I discovered The Greatest American Hero is on Tubi. Then I had an epiphany while watching it.
Two panels, the top one being the DiCaprio pointing meme, subtitled “Loollooklook!” The bottom panel is from the same scene where he sits back to sip his can of beer. The subtitle reads “Ryan Reynolds is Robert Culp for the 21st century.” And he is. Same smarmy charm, same reads, it’s kinda creepy.
October 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Dom Toretto speeds through the night in the Ecto-1 while street racing cars chase him. Underneath reads “Ghostbusters 2 Fast 2 Furious”.
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I discovered Indian Coke today and as good as Mexican Coke is, this is just a bit better.
A glass bottle of pop labeled “Thums Up”. That’s not a typo.
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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I believe all that’s left is…
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
FoX NEWS screenshot that reads; PLANS FOR UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH LAWN • OCTAGON CAGE ON SOUTH LAWN • FULL FIGHT CARD • LINCOLN MEMORIAL WEIGH-INS • JUMBO SCREENS ON ELLIPSE • POSSIBLE OVAL OFFICE WALKOUT NEW DETAILS ABOUT UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH SOUTH LAWN
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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(at the store)
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
A pack of chocolate covered marshmallow cookies with sprinkles.
September 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The nine panel meme format with 9 film and TV Supermen, thanking them for standing for truth, justice, and liberty - except Dean Cain in the middle square, labeled “not you”.
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Morning coffee, toast, and hugs. ✅
Day spent tinkering and cleaning car. ✅
Just about to start the sub sandwiches, West Wing, and WW2 movies, capped with tea and pirate cookies at sunset.
June 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Is this the same guy or has the Matrix decided social media has preferred types of pitch shills?
June 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I bring you peak internet;
A cute girl sits in a simulator cockpit. Text on the screen reads “Follow me for more tips on how to steal fighter jets.”
May 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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*grumble*
A screenshot of a post that says “if you were six when Rock Lobster originally came out in 1978, you'd B-52 now...” Underneath is a photo of the B-52s performing.
April 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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#sweatercore
A photo of Steve McQueen on the left, Chris Evans on the left, both wearing an Aran knitted sweater. Obviously they look incredible.
April 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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My fashion goals, as I transition into being an old man, are now Harrison Ford in Shrinking.

Thanks for listening.
#SweaterCore
Harrison Ford looking awesome in a dress-shirt and sweater. Text underneath reads “you should put that on your business card.”
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I had one. That’s how old I am. I was on TV because of it. #1998
March 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Nikki Green and B.B. Kiddo would be 22 now. We’re getting close to a window for a Kill The Bride movie. Juuuuust saying.
A selection of the Kill Bill script that reads; THE BRIDE It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it coming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting. And with that apology, statement, and invitation, The Bride walks out the kitchen side door, leaving the little girl to her mourning.
March 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Canadians watching the news today;
A hockey player is shouting - his text appears underneath as “set the f-word tone.” Only he really says the f word.
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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An older man, Groucho Marx, wearing glasses and bow tie while sporting a moustache and cigar, stands next to a marionette duck. The duck, Julius, looks a lot like Groucho and has a sign in his mouth that reads “appeasement”.
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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A man and two robots sit silhouetted in front of a movie screen with “Gene Hackman” on it in big letters. Text along the bottom reads “Oh, he’s good in anything.”
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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No you can’t have any.
I mean, if you were here you could have some, but…
Bread pudding. With chocolate chips. It looks delicious.
February 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Dear Google;
Google maps showing it now labels the Gulf of Mexico as “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)” A larger man sporting grey hair and beard while wearing an older style glasses, teal button up shirt and black suspenders is giving a thumbs down while looking unamused. A famous meme photo taken at a Mets baseball game.
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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So is it a rule that if Venom appears in the third movie of a trilogy, there has to be a disco dance scene?

Because, empirically speaking…
Tobey Maguire, in a black suit, dancing in Spider-man 3. Venom and Mrs. Chen, in a red dress, dancing in Venom: The Last Dance. So technically we were warned.
February 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Post a fictional detective
Maury Chaykin as Nero Wolfe, dressed in a blue suit, yellow shirt and burgundy tie. He’s seated in a big, high backed, yellow leather chair at an oak desk.
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM