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@castewar.bsky.social
Veteran Game Dev - Kerberos Productions / game developer, writer / Magnus Class Robot Fighter, 1st rank, CDN. Opinions are my own.
Pinned
I am your neighbour…
I’m just not part of the HOA.
I’m just not part of the HOA.
Bank App: “You’re spending is way up this month.”
Me:
Me:
a man sitting in front of a refrigerator with the words you think written on it
Alt: Joey, from Friends, standing in front of a refrigerator, gestures sarcastically. The words “you think?” appear.
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bank App: “You’re spending is way up this month.”
Me:
Me:
I realize the instructions say to dissolve in hot water, but sometimes you gotta pour the Neo Citron straight into your mouth and chase it with a big glass of water
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I realize the instructions say to dissolve in hot water, but sometimes you gotta pour the Neo Citron straight into your mouth and chase it with a big glass of water
Ghosts of Christmas Past Busters
#MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie
#MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Ghosts of Christmas Past Busters
#MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie
#MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie
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Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?
Sometimes I write more and extra info into my photo alt texts. Because screw you, that’s why! Not everything is about you!
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Sometimes I write more and extra info into my photo alt texts. Because screw you, that’s why! Not everything is about you!
Of all the things I have myself fixed on my vehicle, the disintegrating fob case was not one I expected. But here we are. (pats self on back)
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Of all the things I have myself fixed on my vehicle, the disintegrating fob case was not one I expected. But here we are. (pats self on back)
If you like the Slow Horses series on AppleTV, I recommend you jump on Down Cemetery Road while you wait for series six.
The Zoë Boehm books were Mick Herron’s as well.
The Zoë Boehm books were Mick Herron’s as well.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you like the Slow Horses series on AppleTV, I recommend you jump on Down Cemetery Road while you wait for series six.
The Zoë Boehm books were Mick Herron’s as well.
The Zoë Boehm books were Mick Herron’s as well.
Watching Playdate on Amazon when suddenly… SURPRISE @hirokanagawatv.bsky.social!
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching Playdate on Amazon when suddenly… SURPRISE @hirokanagawatv.bsky.social!
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So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween
#HappyHalloween
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween
#HappyHalloween
So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween
#HappyHalloween
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween
#HappyHalloween
Me: “I refuse to close my mind as I grow old. I will strive to experience and appreciate whatever future generations create.”
Future Generations: “Name Name Poop Songs.”
Me: (thru a rictus smile) “Interesting! How creative!”
Future Generations: “Name Name Poop Songs.”
Me: (thru a rictus smile) “Interesting! How creative!”
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: “I refuse to close my mind as I grow old. I will strive to experience and appreciate whatever future generations create.”
Future Generations: “Name Name Poop Songs.”
Me: (thru a rictus smile) “Interesting! How creative!”
Future Generations: “Name Name Poop Songs.”
Me: (thru a rictus smile) “Interesting! How creative!”
Legal council, for the Republican youth leadership having their cartoonishly racist group messages aired out today, has the last name Maligno, an Italian surname that means - you guessed it - malicious / evil.
Whoever created this simulation we’re living in, you hired a terrible narrative designer.
Whoever created this simulation we’re living in, you hired a terrible narrative designer.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Legal council, for the Republican youth leadership having their cartoonishly racist group messages aired out today, has the last name Maligno, an Italian surname that means - you guessed it - malicious / evil.
Whoever created this simulation we’re living in, you hired a terrible narrative designer.
Whoever created this simulation we’re living in, you hired a terrible narrative designer.
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Move over, Edvard Munch. A unique museum reopening in Metro Vancouver this week is filled with real screams!
dailyhive.com/vancouver/ma...
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Canada's first Monster Museum reopens for Halloween in Metro Vancouver | Events
This museum is a real scream!
dailyhive.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Move over, Edvard Munch. A unique museum reopening in Metro Vancouver this week is filled with real screams!
dailyhive.com/vancouver/ma...
dailyhive.com/vancouver/ma...
Waffle makers must bug the shit out of fastidious people. Three waffles - exact same amount of batter each time - three wildly different results.
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Waffle makers must bug the shit out of fastidious people. Three waffles - exact same amount of batter each time - three wildly different results.
GUYS! GUYS! SHUT UP! GUYS!
TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!
TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
GUYS! GUYS! SHUT UP! GUYS!
TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!
TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!
I discovered The Greatest American Hero is on Tubi. Then I had an epiphany while watching it.
October 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I discovered The Greatest American Hero is on Tubi. Then I had an epiphany while watching it.
Ghostbusters 2 Fast 2 Furious
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ghostbusters 2 Fast 2 Furious
I discovered Indian Coke today and as good as Mexican Coke is, this is just a bit better.
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I discovered Indian Coke today and as good as Mexican Coke is, this is just a bit better.
Today I learned how to disassemble and clean hair clippers. Under duress.
Unrelated, I currently look like Travis Bickle on a bad hair day.
Unrelated, I currently look like Travis Bickle on a bad hair day.
September 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Today I learned how to disassemble and clean hair clippers. Under duress.
Unrelated, I currently look like Travis Bickle on a bad hair day.
Unrelated, I currently look like Travis Bickle on a bad hair day.
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RIP to one of the most important, but least known names in Hip-Hop.
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
RIP to one of the most important, but least known names in Hip-Hop.
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
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(at the store)
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
September 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
(at the store)
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
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I believe all that’s left is…
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I believe all that’s left is…
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
RIP to one of the most important, but least known names in Hip-Hop.
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
RIP to one of the most important, but least known names in Hip-Hop.
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...
youtu.be/7nFCOYP1Tow?...