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cassie 🍓
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· Dec 1
in case you needed to hear this you are allowed to throw your houseplants away fuck a thing that can’t walk to its own water
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for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.
it’s not so bad having coworkers
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it’s not so bad having coworkers
terrified to send out my writing now and be accused of AI slop i’m literally just basic and i didn’t work on it too hard ok
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
terrified to send out my writing now and be accused of AI slop i’m literally just basic and i didn’t work on it too hard ok
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling seen (being left on read)
how come anti-vaxxer on facebook have so much energy they never seem depressed maybe they’re onto something
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
how come anti-vaxxer on facebook have so much energy they never seem depressed maybe they’re onto something
can tell i’m more balanced as a runner now bc both my knees are equally injured
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
can tell i’m more balanced as a runner now bc both my knees are equally injured
baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨
does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal
have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99
it’s ok to take a day off from writing your novel’s just garbage and that happens
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
it’s ok to take a day off from writing your novel’s just garbage and that happens
wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me
shit how do i turn this boat around
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
shit how do i turn this boat around
here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training:
zone 5: you’re running! yay
zone 4: N/A
zone 3: N/A
zone 2: walking
zone 1: ur dead sry
zone 5: you’re running! yay
zone 4: N/A
zone 3: N/A
zone 2: walking
zone 1: ur dead sry
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training:
zone 5: you’re running! yay
zone 4: N/A
zone 3: N/A
zone 2: walking
zone 1: ur dead sry
zone 5: you’re running! yay
zone 4: N/A
zone 3: N/A
zone 2: walking
zone 1: ur dead sry
draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer
is it too late to become a youtuber
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
is it too late to become a youtuber
reminder to artists: you do not have to like the art that you make!!! thankfully people with way worse taste than you exist to support your career!!! also it’s dark at 4pm now and that probably has something to do with it too 💕✨💕✨
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
reminder to artists: you do not have to like the art that you make!!! thankfully people with way worse taste than you exist to support your career!!! also it’s dark at 4pm now and that probably has something to do with it too 💕✨💕✨
free speech is out of control who let the boring people have podcasts
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
free speech is out of control who let the boring people have podcasts
do people think protecting free speech means i wanna be a dick and also loud about it and also praised for it is that what people think just checking
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
do people think protecting free speech means i wanna be a dick and also loud about it and also praised for it is that what people think just checking
gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit
i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression
it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now
let girls marry their cats you cowards
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
let girls marry their cats you cowards
so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool
why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america
political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts