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SEVEN OF NINE: Naomi Wildman, I have scanned the program data and found no Mew behind this truck you speak of. The truck is composed of immovable background tiles. You will terminate this line of questioning at once.
August 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just won two Hear Say games in a row plus multiple compliments on my voice timbre and mouth sounds lmao
New Jackbox game slaps. Hear Say is my new favorite by a mile.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In the Resident Evil Games, when someone is infected with the G-virus, where does the extra mass come from when they grow so substantially without eating anything? Plot hole??
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ended up on the side of tiktok that's still resentful about harris and people are going back and forth about the "authoritarian left" and it just has such strong early '10s tumblr vibes like these people are so serious and there's truly nothing new under the sun lmao
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Losing my shit at the guy on reddit who's complaining in multiple posts that he got banned from Deadlock for making too many reports because, in his words, he was bad and mistakenly assumed a whole lot of people were cheating
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Honestly feels like kind of a weirdo impulse to start punching left as soon as some small to middling victory happens for the dems, accusing people of being holier than thou, purity-testing, marxist shutins for having some criticism. Like, sounds a little familiar lol?
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Rude label is probably singularly one of the social media platform practices that has backfired the most in the last decade. But at the same time the walmart devops guy is one of the few people to have his whole account labeled that way, so it's impossible to say,
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Funniest thing on my timeline rn by a mile is the dork gloating about "YIMBY measures" winning in NYC tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love 00s celeb tiktok. Like mc chris hawking a $125 USB stick or Randy from The Wire playing 2k on live and leaving angry voicemails to his friends that aren't playing with him at 10am in the morning
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
One of the funnier habits of Brianna Wu and various 2010s commenteurs that you don't see people comment on as much was how they kept trying to invent new very-serious terms for punching left. Like she'd write a whole thread about "the infinite left" or whatever but there were a few dozen of these
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
End of history hangover hitting hard
The institutional problem of (mostly) sorting accurate from false news is, weirdly, one that liberal democracies had essentially solved and then I guess just decided we didn’t like the solution anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"You are only pretending to care about Gaza and Gaza GoFundMes for internet points" was yuuuuuge on GenocideSky for a time back then. People blocked people and ended friendships over this shit!
he's such a certified Woman Respecter it's crazy. Definitely not literally saying brown woman too angry here
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fascinated by the concept of "sweats" in online gaming on a sociological level. You're saying there's a distinct category of people who take the time to learn and improve to win at a game?
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They'd never let me run or work for a social media company because I'd never act like that
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
111 people in the group stage of the ALTTP Randomizer main tournament this year instead of 128 + overflow tournament. Damn it really is over...
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Seems unfortunate that there's three trek channels on pluto tv and it's 24/7 Voyager, 24/7 DS9, then 50/50 TNG and TOS. Maybe I'm spoiled but I just can't watch that last one with the corny acting and the weird sounds on the bridge
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Damn this whole at proto thing really is just 2010s decentralization fetish with the last scraps of ZIRP era funding. Like if Peter Thiel accidentally got really into GNU Social
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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2023 bluesky: a few dozen people trying to build a persona and flying too close to the sun. Some guy calls it "game of poasts" two weeks before his discord chats get leaked.

2024 bluesky: everyone got freaked out because halloween was too scary this year
November 1, 2024 at 1:42 AM
One of my favorite internet forum personas is suburbanite who started realizing that cops were bad in their 20s after reading a few Truthout articles from 2009-2016 and now decides any stranger who vocally disapproves of anyone or anything they personally like is A Cop
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Thinking about how this guy was part of the "We're definitely not racist!" Group from the start of Bluesky and how mad people got when you pointed out that they were, in fact, actually racist
cis man calling a trans lesbian a pedophile for *checks notes* correctly observing that adult cis men lusting after little girls is different from kids have developmentally normal crushes
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
God that drwallkick guy is such a classic "nerd misogynist learns 2010s feminism" guy I can't believe it's taken people so long to notice
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM