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Blue Waffle Cassandra
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December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jokes on them now I got 33 cm and 70 cm band antennas on it too, the radio waves don't know which way to go.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My 2015 FCA car already did that, every month for like 6 years it would switch to the satellite tuner like once a month and then play the "you're not subscribed" message.
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
dems will barely eke out a victory in an election that should have been a landslide and he will be Biden 2.0, “nothing will fundamentally change”
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm so sorry.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’ll gladly pay state taxes since my state has been doing things instead of just rolling over but yeah federal taxes can suck it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Shitlibs gonna shitlib. Just like the cis gays who tuned out as soon as they could have their expensive destination wedding.
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
On point. Manjaro is an actually opinionated arch-based distro. Omarchy is a fash’s script to install their dotfiles.
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It works in the jetsons so just do what they did.
October 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But what if flying cars!?
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I volunteer and support my DSA representatives. Typically against right-wing DINOs like you seem to prefer.
June 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Also nice dirty delete, I suspect you don’t actually vote blue at all.
June 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Vote blue no matter who.
June 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Vote blue no matter who.
June 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yes please keep believing that this is limited to NYC, it’ll make it much easier for us to run DSA candidates against neoliberals everywhere else.
June 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yeah it’s optimized for stiff knobs for sure.
June 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fun fact, the ill fated MNG format that was intended as a way to do animated PNGs actually stands for Movin Nob Gifs due to PNG’s efficiency at encoding penises.
June 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And I’ll never get sampled as a Jew because my surname isn’t ashkenazi.

Fucking morons.
June 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Also for fucks sake eggs are pareve, there’s no dairy in mayo. They did an antisemitism in their literal justification there.
June 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Asking people if they’re Jewish? Too hard, easier to do an antisemitism.
June 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When u gonna post “At hospital shot dick?” dumbass?
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Shitty push pollsters
June 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM